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Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series created by Joe Murray. The show aired for four seasons between 1993 and 1996 on Nickelodeon. Rocko's Modern Life is based around the surreal, parodic adventures of an anthropomorphic, Australian-immigrant
(25 total)
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“Heffer Wolfe: [comes bursting into Rocko's house] Rocko! Do you still have Filburt's diary? Rocko: [hides the diary behind his back] No! I mean, yes. But I wasn't reading it. If that's what you mean. Heffer Wolfe: I just gotta see it! It's all I think about! I can't sleep, I can't think! I can't eve…”
— Martin Olson, George Maestri, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com
“Rocko: [referring to Filburt's diary] Look, Heff, if I let you see one page, then will you be satisfied? Heffer Wolfe: Yes. I'll be satisfied. Heffer Wolfe: [Heffer starts reading aloud] 'The Earth Log of Filburt Shellbach. I am an alien. For our evil plan to take over this puny planet, see next pag…”
— George Maestri, Martin Olson, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“Elkie: [whispers to Heffer] Your family are wolves? Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I was adopted. Elkie: [whispering] I didn't realize. Heffer Wolfe: So, would you like to see some embarrassing pictures of me as a child? Elkie: Sure. [They leave the room] George Wolfe: [whispering] VIRGINIA, SHE'S STILL ALIVE. V…”
— Tim Hill, George Maestri, George Wolfe (voice) / Virginia Wolfe (voice), Charlie Adler / Linda Wallem, imdb.com
“Rocko: [after a crowd song that he missed] Why was everyone singing? Heffer: We just got a song in our hearts! Rocko: How is it you all know the words? Did you rehearse? Heffer: Yeah, every Thursday. Didn't you see the flyers?”
— Tim Hill, Joe Murray, Rocko (voice) / Heffer Wolfe (voice), Carlos Alazraqui / Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“Cult Leader: We're bowling for sinners today! Rocko: You can't chuck bowling balls at us. Cult Leader: Yes, we can. Says so right here in the Book of Bratwurst. "If there be one among you who does not follow the way of the schnitzel, let that one go and do not throw bowling balls at him." Rocko: Wel…”
— George Maestri, Tim Hill, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com
“Heffer Wolfe: [to Rocko] You're blind as a bat. Bat: Hey! Listen, bud! We bats are sick and tired of these stereotypes! We got enough problems with the whole 'vampire' shtick without being classified as visually impaired! Heffer Wolfe: Sorry. Bat: [bumps into a wall] 'Scuse me, ma'am. [Bat bumps int…”
— Tim Hill, Jeff Myers, Joe Murray, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“Ed Bighead: [to Rocko and Filburt] Now, let's get you boys some shoes, hmm. Ed Bighead: [to Ferb] Ferb, some shoes for the opposing team. Ferb: Are they a real team? Ed Bighead: They got shirts, don't they!”
— Tim Hill, Martin Olson, George Maestri, Ed Bighead (voice) / Bev Bighead (voice), Charlie Adler, imdb.com
“Rocko: [pulls up to a sign and reads it] 'Don't even think about parking here.' [starts to think] Beaver Policeman: Ahah. Caught ya. Rocko: Oh, no, officer. I was, uh, thinking of something else. Beaver Policeman: Oh, yeah? What? Rocko: Uh, well, I... Beaver Policeman: Yeah, right. Tell it to the ju…”
— Martin Olson, Tim Hill, Joe Murray, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com
“Rocko: I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright! Filburt Shellbach: You do? Tell me, tell me! Rocko: Just picture the audience... naked! [Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back] Filburt Shellbach: I can't do it. It's way too disgusting. [Rocko pokes his head out…”
— George Maestri, Vince Calandra, Martin Olson, Filburt Turtle (voice), Mr. Lawrence, imdb.com
“Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading from the manual] How to Turn Off Your Suck-O-Matic. [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some pages from the manual] Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] In case Suck-O-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101. [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some more pages from the manual] Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [r…”
— Joe Murray, Nick Jennings, George Maestri, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com
“Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!”
— Vince Calandra, Joe Murray, Ron Hauge, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“Ed Bighead: [looking through binoculars] Bev, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to? Bev Bighead: Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed. Ed Bighead: But, Bev, they're, well... uh... nude! Bev Bighead: [looks through Ed's binoculars] Oh, Ed, oh, you're right! Oh, ye…”
— Vince Calandra, Nick Jennings, George Maestri, Ed Bighead (voice) / Bev Bighead (voice), Charlie Adler, imdb.com