Season

Season 3

by Melissa Joan Hart, Nick Bakay, Beth Broderick, Nate Richert, Caroline Rhea and 2 others

(8 total)

Characters

Nick Bakay (4)Salem Saberhagen (voice) (3)Sheldon Bull (3)Hilda Spellman (2)Caroline Rhea (2)Sabrina Spellman (2)Frank Conniff (2)Melissa Joan Hart (2)Charlie Tercek (1)Nate Richert (1)

“A French dinosaur. I only wish this was the strangest thing I've ever encountered.”

— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

Tagged: french, Dinosaur, joke, strange, Magic

“Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony. Zelda: I'm going to write him a very stern letter. Salem: You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?”

— Sheldon Bull, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

Tagged: Revenge, mad max, Agony, Destruction, Sarcasm

“Valerie: 'S,' because she’s so sublime, 'A,' because she’s awesome all the time! Harvey: 'B,' because she’s the best babe in school, 'R,' because she really makes me drool! Mr. Kraft: And 'I' is for the icon she’s become, 'N' is ‘cause she’s great, she makes me numb! All: And 'A,' it’s redundant to…”

— Frank Conniff, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

Tagged: Song, poem, Poetry, Cheerleader, Cheerleading

“I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.”

— Nick Bakay, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

Tagged: Power Hungry, rule, Sassy, Apology

“Zelda: What’s the matter? Sabrina: I got an A+ in a really hard test and won a blue ribbon on my invention. Zelda: ...Uh-huh. So, what’s the problem? Sabrina: That! No one's excited!”

— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

Tagged: award, Success, Excitement, Disappointment

“Mounty: Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there — standard procedure. Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's! Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers? Zelda: Who? Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor. Mounty: What actor from Marc…”

— Sheldon Bull, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

Tagged: Pop Culture, Michael Jordan, Barbara Streisand, Celebrities, joke

“Mounty: Freeze! Hilda: As if we can do anything ELSE in this weather...”

— Sheldon Bull, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

Tagged: Mounty, Weather, Freezing, cold, Snow

“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel