“Sabrina: Please, what do they have that I don't? Miles: Ten feet of legs.”— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.comTagged: Supermodels, Insult, Sexist, Self-Confidence
“Sabrina: Can you distract a room full of poets? Hilda: Easy. Salem: With your clothes on? Hilda: Oh.”— Dan Berendsen, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.comTagged: humor, Raunchy, Poets, Distraction, Irreverent
“Josh: It's funny how you two became best friends. Didn't she hate you at first? Sabrina: Roxie hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.”— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.comTagged: Friendship, Hate, Enemy, Frenemies, awkward
“Hilda: Maybe we should start with something simple. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Harvey: A penny saved is a penny earned. Salem: Don't eat yellow snow.”— Dan Kael, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.comTagged: Advice, Adage, wise, joke
“Morgan: Yeah, you don't find many full-faceted diamonds with a VVS of two. Hilda: Sounds like you know your jewelry. Morgan: Let's put it this way. Not only did I have breakfast at Tiffany's, I stayed for lunch and dinner.”— Suzanne Gangursky, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.comTagged: Breakfast At Tiffany's, Pop Culture, jewelry, rich, Diamonds
“Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.”— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.comTagged: Relationships, Love, Boyfriend, Universe, Magic
“Sabrina: Salem, any thoughts on what I should go as for Halloween? Salem: Hmm. Off the top of my head, fashion victim? Sabrina: The only thing lamer than that joke are my plans for Halloween.”— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.comTagged: joke, Sassy, lame, Insult, Halloween
“Roxie: Do you hear yourself when you speak? Morgan: Depends on what I say.”— Adam England, Morgan Cavanaugh, Elisa Donovan, imdb.comTagged: joke, Ditzy, dumb, Sassy
“Sabrina: Josh got a job offer in Prague, and he's actually gonna take it. Morgan: Oh, I'm sorry, Sabrina. If it's any consolation, some of my best relationships have been long-distance. No petty fights, and you save a fortune on waxing.”— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.comTagged: Relationships, Long Distance, Consolation, Friendship, Advice