“I hate myself... and you don't.”— Craig DiGregorio, The Awesome, Beck Bennett, imdb.comTagged: Hate, Self Esteem, Image
“You can say 'fat,' you say it all the time.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: fat, Vocal
“You're the fucking monster who has been torturing me everyday.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: monster, Torture, bully, Troll
“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Appearance, Kindergarten, Teacher, upset
“He's a full frickin' beefcake psycho.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Pyscho, hunk, beefcake, Profiling
“And the millennial pulls out the bully card.”— Craig DiGregorio, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.comTagged: Millennial, Bully Card, upset
“Oh, but I don't use a shotgun. I use a little tiny knife.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Knife, shotgun, weapon
“I want to make him dead, I guess.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: dead, upset, Troll Hunting , mission
“I've got all this troll adrenaline 'cause I'm all jacked up.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Pumped Up, Troll, Adrenaline
“Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker.”— Craig DiGregorio, Ryan, Luka Jones, imdb.comTagged: Protective, upset, butt, Trash Talk
“I'm gonna make fuck to you.”— Sudi Green, Ryan, Luka Jones, imdb.comTagged: make love, Sex, Intimacy
“Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, and she comes crawling back that fucks with me.”— Sudi Green, Fran, Lolly Adefope, imdb.comTagged: Simile Examples, dirt, upset, Crawling Back
“Do I look like the establishment? I'm wearing fucking nail polish.”— Sudi Green, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.comTagged: Establishment, Patriarch, Nail Polish
“It's an advanced stage in the trip, where the couch becomes an island, the only safe place.”— Sudi Green, Ryan, Luka Jones, imdb.comTagged: trip, Drugs, metaphor example, Island, Safe Place
“I've wasted so much time and energy and money, for what? For what?! You know? I'm fat. I'm fuckin' fat! Hello! I'm fat, you know?”— Samantha Irby, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Time, Energy, Money
“Like, I'm the obesity epidemic, and you know me.”— Samantha Irby, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Obesity, Epidemic, upset
“I know, everything is either, like a big Indiana Walmart sack, or it's, like, some cutesy shit covered in, like, Eiffel Tower postage stamps or whatever.”— Samantha Irby, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: size, Body Image, clothing, tacky, Oversized
“Kids are like mice on a glue trap, squealing and shitting until you drown them.”— Samantha Irby, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.comTagged: Simile Examples, Mice, Glue Trap, grim
“Come and join the pasta party, bitch.”— Dave King, Fran, Lolly Adefope, imdb.comTagged: Pasta, party, Excited
“I'm getting mouth. I'm getting hand, I'm getting heart.”— Dave King, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.comTagged: Love, romance, Relationship, heart