Movie
Super Troopers
by Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske and 49 others
Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.
(48 total)
Characters
“[licking back window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, College Boy 3, Geoffrey Arend, imdb.com
“Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva: Ye…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com
“Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.' Mac: Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Captain O'Hagan, Brian Cox, imdb.com
“[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about 'Cat Game?' Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster ta…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Foster, Paul Soter, imdb.com