Episode

It's Comedy or Cabbage

by Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub and 8 others

Midge runs into an old friend in Miami. Abe grows frustrated with his beanik friends while Rose reaches her breaking point with Shirley.

(12 total)

Characters

Amy Sherman-Palladino (12)Susie Myerson (5)Alex Borstein (5)Tony Shalhoub (2)Rachel Brosnahan (2)Miriam “Midge” Maisel (2)Abe Weinberg (2)Rose Weinberg (1)Liza Weil (1)Marin Hinkle (1)

“Lenny: Hey. Maybe someday. Before I'm dead. Midge: It's a date.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: Date, romance, sweet

“Midge: You're still staring. Lenny: So are you.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: staring, Love, romance

“I am very famous and important.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lenny Bruce, Luke Kirby, imdb.com

Tagged: Famous, Important

“Can't you recognize a complete psychotic break when you see one?”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Rose Weinberg, Marin Hinkle, imdb.com

Tagged: Psychotic, crazy, Emotional Break Down

“If his room's dirty, imagine how clean the rest of him is.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Carole Keen, Liza Weil, imdb.com

Tagged: dirty, Room, Gross

“The greatest threat to humanity is ignorance.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com

Tagged: Threat, humanity, Ignorance

“We're fighting against fascism, not punctuation.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com

Tagged: Fascism, punctuation, Fight, Sassy

“Does it look like I'm sitting here thinking about some goddamn ass-licking, cock-sucking, dick-whacking lemonade?”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, sarcastic, Lemonade

“I like a nice loose tush.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Loose, butt, Physical Appearance

“I haven't been anywhere near the beach and I have sand in my ass.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: beach, Sand, Gross

“I just want to say I fucking hate Florida.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Hate, Florida, Dislike, Unhappy

“Eh, to be a big shot, you got to act like a big shot.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Big Shot , acts, Acting