Season

Season 3

by Pamela Hayden, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright, Russi Taylor and 50 others

The Simpsons' third season originally aired on the Fox network between September 19, 1991 and May 7, 1992. The showrunners for the third production season were Al Jean and Mike Reiss who executive produced 22 episodes for the season, while two other episo

(23 total)

Characters

Dan Castellaneta (6)Homer Simpson (6)Lisa Simpson (6)Yeardley Smith (6)Bart Simpson (5)Nancy Cartwright (5)Wallace Wolodarsky (4)Jay Kogen (4)Mike Reiss (3)George Meyer (3)

“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

— Matt Groening, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Lie, Listen, two

“No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.”

— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Good, better, Million, no matter

“A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Man, envies, Family, help

“Lisa: According to Eternity Magazine, you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is suddenly implanted in your head without you even knowing it. Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Reading, Lose Weight, subliminal learning, Unhealthy Desires, idea

“Well, I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs, and I may or may not die young. I haven'…”

— George Meyer, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Famous, Jazz, Musician, Life Story, country

“Ms. Hoover: Good. Now sprinkle the sparkles onto the paper. Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles. Lisa: Shove it!”

— George Meyer, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: arts and crafts, sparkles, paper, sprinkling, Frustrated

“If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.”

— Matt Groening, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Watch, Violence, Desensitized

“Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.”

— Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: ten, Age, legs, Old, candy

“Milhouse: You shake it up, and it tells the future! Bart: Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] 'Outlook Not So Good.' Wow, it does work!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Fortune Teller, Pass, yest, Work

“Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Bart: What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected.”

— John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Farce, Emmys, corrected, show

“Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, Sir?”

— John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: Dogs, idiots, House, Crotch, slobbering

“You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.”

— George Meyer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Brains, Talent, Money

“Hello, Room Service? I'd like a banana fudge sundae. With whipped cream! And some chocolate chip cheesecake. And a bottle of tequila!”

— David M. Stern, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

Tagged: Room Service, banana fudge sundae, ice cream, whipped cream, tequila

“Ned: Alright, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight! Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him? Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.”

— Jon Vitti, Ned Flanders, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: bible stories, punishment, Temper, Parenthood, Marriage

“You think you know fear? Well, I've seen them naked!”

— David M. Stern, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Fear, Naked, ick

“Marge: You're a very selfish man. Bart: [plays with a button that presses 'Go to hell' three times.] Once again, great present, Dad!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Selfish, present, Button, Go to Hell

“Homer's Brain: Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology. Homer: That sounds too complicated. Homer's Brain: OK, don't use reverse psychology. Homer: All right, I will!”

— Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: reverse psychology, Complicated, Example

“He stole, he slept, he was rude to the customers. There goes the best employee a convenience store ever had.”

— Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Apu, Mike Economou, imdb.com

Tagged: stole, slept, Rude, Employee, best

“You know, Marge, that Bart is a little miracle – his winning smile, his button nose, his fat little stomach, his face alight with wholesome mischief. He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.”

— Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Miracle, winning smile, button nose, fat, Mischief

“Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.”

— Howard Gewirtz, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: meltdown, buzzwords, unrequested, Fission, Surplus