Quotes tagged ‘Death’
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“No, forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher. For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”
— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“Lana: That since we are going to die tomorrow, we should have sex. Archer: Are you kidding? After seeing a tiger get murdered? Lana, I'm not in the mood! ...I mean, if you want to, I can watch while you masturbate, but just so you know, my heart's not going to be into it. It's going to be with that…”
— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“After I died, I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts, every trace of my humanity was discarded. I discovered when moving through eternity, it helps to travel lightly. In fact, I held onto only one thing. My memory.”
— Oliver Goldstick, Mary Alice Young, Brenda Strong, imdb.com