Quotes tagged ‘College’

(134 total)

“Hookup culture can be intimidating and toxic—but it doesn't have to be.”

“They weren’t wedded to their initial opinions. They weren’t allowed to be. And they moved not toward the best answer but toward better questions.”

— Frank Bruni, nytimes.com

“Dalilah: I don't know, you remind me of my college history teacher. Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Issa: Why you assuming I like Drake? Daniel: Every black girl that went to college likes Drake. Issa: He just really gets us.”

— Larry Wilmore, Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“You're not just any old broke-down sax man, you're college-educated one.”

— Brad Falchuk, Fiona Goode, Jessica Lange, imdb.com

“It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four years since college.”

— Lena Dunham, Shoshanna Shapiro, Zosia Mamet, imdb.com

“Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical or two myself in college. Kirsten: Oh, someone please stop him before he starts singing 'Greased Lightning.' Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!”

— Stephanie Savage, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“College has corrupted him.”

— Adam Nussdorf, Diane Matthews, Romy Rosemont, imdb.com

“I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons”

— Robert Carlock, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com

“My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.”

— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com

“So what are you looking forward to most about being a Mu Pi? Doing your toenails with the other girls, or highlighting each other's hair?”

— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: They have parties on Monday night? Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Mike Seaver: Don't worry, I'm taking my subjects seriously this year. Maggie Malone Seaver: [reads his enrollment form] Bugs Bunny as Archetype: Hero or Wascal?' Mike Seaver: If Boynton State Teachers' College offers it, e-b-dee, e-b-dee, that's enough for me!”

— Bob Burris, Michael Ware, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.com

“Shouldn't you be in college or something? I thought gay people are all successful overachievers.”

— Ryan Murphy, Kitty, Becca Tobin, imdb.com

“Roger: You just earned yourself a week of detention! Hayley: There's no detention in college. Roger: Oh. Right. Well, then I'm taking away fifty points from Gryffindor!!”

— Steve Hely, Mike Barker, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“When you're single in college you don't care who gets married. Now, I can't stand to see a girl walk down the aisle in a movie!”

— Susan Silver, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com

“Veronica Sawyer: I can't believe this is my life. Oh my God. I'm gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford. Jason Dean: Ah, right. I'm just a little freaked here. Well at least you got what you wanted, you know? Veronica Sawyer: Got what I wanted? It is one thing to want so…”

— Daniel Waters, Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder, amazon.com

“With technology constantly growing and improving, it's easy to get distracted. Put your phone on silent or vibrate and start making a habit of not looking at it until you've completed the amount of time you've set aside for a particular assignment.”

— Victoria Shaw, teenvogue.com

“I didn't really decide that I wanted to be an astronaut for sure until the end of college. But even in elementary school and junior high, I was very interested in space and in the space program.”

— Sally Ride, teacher.scholastic.com

“My college campus has a magic statue. It's a longstanding tradition for students to rub its nose for good luck. My freshman roommate really believed in the statue's power and insisted on visiting it to rub its nose before every exam....Studying might have been a better idea, she flunked out at sopho…”

— James D. Parriott, Dr. Meredith Grey, Ellen Pompeo, imdb.com