Quotes tagged ‘Irony’

“Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!”

— Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois, Stitch, Chris Sanders, imdb.com

“I love my dear sweet mother-in-law. My mother-in-law is a doll.”

— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“Pierce Hawthorne: To the empowerage of words! Jeff Winger: To the irony of that sentence!”

— Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

“Maybe I should have been more of a father figure. But he doesn't pay me to be his father. I'm his friend. He pays me to be his friend.”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Migo Salazar, Mel Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep? Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-SPAN. The irony would be too huge.”

— Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Amy Brookheimer, Anna Chlumsky, imdb.com

“Franny: Today this family is going to church. Gary: What? Claire: Seriously? Justin: I don't wanna go! Franny: Today this family is going to church, now get in the damn car!”

— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you! Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.”

— Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

“Ironic, isn’t it? A time demon who’s run out of time.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com

“Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!”

— Sam Locke, Don Nicholl, Olga Vallance, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

“Mary Hartman: Where's Grandpa? Martha Shumway: Watching Years of Our Days to Live. It's his favorite. Mary Hartman: Oh, I don't like that one. Martha Shumway: No? Mary Hartman: No, all the girls look alike, and they're all divorced, and all the husbands fool around with someone at work. I like a mor…”

— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com

“Photographs are so ironically impermanent. They capture one moment in time to perfection. A painting can capture eternity.”

— John Logan, Dorian Gray, Reeve Carney, imdb.com

“You're in the middle of something wonderful, something so tremendous you may never experience it again. But you can't really understand how wonderful it is. That makes you impatient. And that, in turn, leads to despair.”

— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com

“She was a true gloom, my mother. We used to eat in the dark. For a laugh, I wrote on her tombstone, 'Here lies Barbara Milligan, happy till the end.' Me, on the other hand, I'm an optimist.”

— Noah Hawley, Ben Nedivi, Mike Milligan, Bokeem Woodbine, imdb.com

“You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!”

— John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), Billy West, imdb.com

“I'm not the Iceman; I'm the Nice Man.”

— Richard Kuklinski, amazon.com

“Irony deepens a person, helps them mature. It's the entrance to salvation on a higher plane, to a place where you can find a more universal kind of hope.”

— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com

“I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.”

— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”

— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com

“I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.”

— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com

“Every class has a student like that, one who'll study what he needs to without supervision, who you know will one day attend a top college and get an excellent job. A child who's innately capable.”

— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com