“The kiss of Venus has got me on the go. She scored a bullseye in the early morning glow.”— Paul McCartney, Dominic Fike, open.spotify.com
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars. Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”— Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Otis: What do you want to do now? Ola: Shall we kiss for a bit?”— Laurie Nunn, Ola Nyman, Patricia Allison, imdb.com
“Here’s a kiss for Murphey. And for Patterson and Briggs, too. [Farts loudly]”— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Rudy Zolteck, Michael Zwiener, imdb.com
“Max: Nobody even kissed. Thor: Well not in their mouths, at least.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, imdb.com
“Now, get in the slide and suck that boys face.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“All you had to do was kiss a dude. Most straight guys do it on accident.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Just kiss me on the mouth.”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child is in direct ratio to the men who enjoy kissing boys.”— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.”— Donick Cary, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.com
“I just want to hold you, and touch you, and be the man to give you your first ever kiss.”— Lisa Long, Nick Antosca, Nick Godejohn, Calum Worthy, imdb.com
“You've never even kissed a boy before. You practice on your pillow sometimes, but you don't think that's the same.”— Lisa McGee, Orla McCool, Louisa Harland, imdb.com
“I want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask.”— Sam Levinson, Jules Vaughn, Hunter Schafer, imdb.com
“I have managed the Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, KISS. I had been dragged through the deepest shit with all kinds of mentally ill people. But I have never been through what Mötley Crüe put me through.”— Tom Kapinos, Rich Wilkes, Amanda Adelson, Doc McGhee, David Costabile, imdb.com