Quotes tagged ‘School’

“School's a waste anyway. They read all the wrong shit.”

— Alyson Feltes, Wyatt, Charlie Tahan, imdb.com

“School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to 'em. I figured I save my money and read to myself.”

— Brian Buckner, Tara Thornton, Rutina Wesley, imdb.com

“I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

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“Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested. Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”

— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live in it then? Lisa: I would if I could.”

— Dan Greaney, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Part of this D-minus belongs to God.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“No, You don't understand. I tried. I really tried.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Debbie: These are allergies. Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom? Debbie: Senior year.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com

“School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.”

— Jill Gordon, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics... Justin: Yeah. Franny: ...social skills... Justin: What?”

— Robia Rashid, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“[Principal Skinner offers a solution to Bart’s problems at school.] Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation. Marge: Deportation?! You mean kick Bart out of t…”

— Sam Simon, George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked. Summer: Eww. Seth: Summer? Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen? Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID. Ryan: Another mugshot? Seth: If you must be so cynical.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Ryan Atwood, Ben McKenzie, imdb.com

“Just so you know, I may not be good at school or sports or being nice, but I know how to keep a guy interested.”

— James Stoteraux, Chad Fiveash, Bay Kennish, Vanessa Marano, imdb.com

“Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man…”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“James: Now can anyone tell me what's wrong with what Sean did? Amanda: He got caught.”

— Marley Sims, Bruce Ferber, Amanda, Emily Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: They have parties on Monday night? Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“I just don’t know how I’m going to do this and school”

— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com