Quotes tagged ‘Threats’

“Now that I have your attention, listen up. You do not come into my town, threaten people I care about. Going after Elena? Bad move. You leave her alone or I'll rip you to bits, because I do believe in killing the messenger. And you know why? Because it sends a message.”

— Caroline Dries, Brian Young, imdb.com

“If you fuck me, I never talk to you again.”

— Andrew Ross Sorkin, Brian Koppelman, David Levien, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Damian Lewis, imdb.com

“If I threw a stick, you’d leave, right?”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“There are two kinds of idiots. Those who don't take action because they have received a threat, and those who think they are taking action because they have issued a threat.”

— Paulo Coelho, twitter.com

“Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!”

— Gregg Kavet, David Mandel, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Spike Feresten, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Jennifer Crittenden, Bob, Yul Vazquez, imdb.com

“All right! But hear me and hear me well—the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld—your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching—watching as it all comes crumbli…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com

“I can't take this anymore! I don't want to hear how interesting the change with the hole in it is! And if you tell me what time it is in New York again, you are going home in a body bag!”

— David Mandel, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“I don't think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt, I can hurt you. Now just back off.”

— Spike Feresten, Bob, Yul Vazquez, imdb.com

“Oh, we all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you. Rating personnel ’tll they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people. Then I found a way to relax. I've got two words to say to you, George: hot tub.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com

“He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!”

— Marjorie Gross, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

“Jimmy’s gonna get you, Kramer! Hands off Jimmy! Don’t touch Jimmy! Let go of Jimmy!”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jimmy, Anthony Starke, imdb.com

“All right, all right. All right you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control...information.”

— Carol Leifer, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com

“One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.”

— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com

“Let me give you a word of advice. OK? I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear any more of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it…”

— Larry David, Tom Pepper, Larry Hankin, imdb.com

“Don't talk back to me. Didn't you hear what I say? Get out! You want me to call the cops? I make and break little worms like you every day. Do you know how much money I make? Do you have any idea? Do you know where I live? I can have any woman in this city that I want. Any one. Now, GET OUT!”

— Larry David, Russell Dalrymple, Bob Balaban, imdb.com

“How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?”

— Larry David, Tom Pepper, Larry Hankin, imdb.com

“Because I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems.”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints and reattach them.”

— Peter Mehlman, Michael, Joseph Malone, imdb.com

“When you control the mail, you control...information.”

— Carol Leifer, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com