“You see a little troll tobogganing out of your wife's snatch on a wave of turds and part of you will hold her responsible.”— Sharon Horgan, Chris, Mark Bonnar, imdb.com
“Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their…”— Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“This kid is in love. Jwoww's pussy must be rainbows and pots of treasure.”— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”— Matthew Carnahan, David Walpert, Clyde Oberholt, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com
“Dr. William Masters, he's the alpha dog of coochie medicine.”— Michelle Ashford, Jane Martin, Helene York , imdb.com
“Jeff: How's you huge vagina? Hayley: Oh, yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.”— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Hayley Smith (voice), Rachael MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Doctor says I have a big, spongy cervix. Oh, listen to me bragging about my vagina. It's last week's PTA meeting all over again.”— Brian Boyle, Erik Durbin, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
“Olivia: I'm apolitical you know that. Cyrus: Is your vagina apolitical?”— Heather Mitchell, Shonda Rhimes, Cyrus Beene, Jeff Perry, imdb.com
“She said 'vagina.' A woman said 'vagina.'”— Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“You got some of that mermaid puss.”— Dan Guterman, Ryan Ridley, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Turk: I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18! Kim: That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.”— Tad Quill, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com
“Elliot: Oh my God! She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad? Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.”— Matt Tarses, Gabrielle Allan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“I was gonna say you should start exercising your vagina.”— Jennifer Lawrence, latimesblogs.latimes.com
“Let's be honest: in general men are stronger than women. That's not sexist, it's just true. If anyone is sexist, it's nature. Yeah, nature is the one who was hanging stuff out and was like: ‘OK, men, you get the big muscles and you orgasm every time you have sex. Hell, sometimes you have an orgasm j…”— Trevor Noah, en.wikiquote.org
“I have not had a pussy taste like Skittles, but I’ve had pussy taste sweet before.”— Lil Xan, genius.com
“A boy the size of a ten-pound bowling ball is working its way out of my body. Can you get me something for that? Can you get me a new vagina?”— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Miranda Bailey, Chandra Wilson, imdb.com
“You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina.”— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com
“Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn’t want us to put our fingers in there, then why did she make them perfectly finger-sized?”— Ilana Glazer, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com
“Louise: Where do babies come from? Linda: You all came from my vagina.”— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com