“In LA, people who met each other three months ago at a party are now the closest friends in the whole wide world.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: party, Friendship, Los Angeles
“At your workplace, you're not allowed to have your prevailing character trait be "grouchy".”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Moody, grouchy, Career, Work
“Happy birthday Twitter! I love you. You're like my best friend who I talk to endlessly but don't have to listen to their problems.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Twitter, Friendship, talking
“I used to make fun of the person who ordered chicken teriyaki at the sushi restaurant and now I really enjoy it. Worth tweeting? Not sure.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: sushi, chicken, Tweeting
“Kanye West in the streets, Mae West in the sheets said Mindy Lahiri at a staff meeting to a chorus of boos.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Kanye West, mae west, Career
“At Lincoln Center for a classy conference and didn't fall in the fountain, so I've already won today.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: fancy, clumsy, lincoln center
“Eat your dinner, tuck your kids in, guzzle your wine, have sex quickly and at midnight watch part 2, season 4 of my show.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Dinner, Wine
“If I follow my camera department on Instagram and comment on all their photos, they will like that I bet.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Instagram, comments, stalker
“Literally no reason for anyone to sneeze loudly in a crowded place. You can temper that ish.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: sneezing, crowds, sound, Noise
“A small crush on a person who lives far away is the greatest gift of all.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Crush, Distance, Gift
“How do I hire the obstacle course from Double Dare for our writers retreat?”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: double dare, Writers, obstacle course
“Also? Hugh Jackman? He can seriously get some. (It's my birthday I can say whatever crazy shit I want.)”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: hugh jackman, Sex, birthday
“I'm traveling from Europe on my birthday so I've had a birthday for 40 hours.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: birthday, travel, Europe
“Today at work I asked a writers assistant for 3 Advil and some water, and immediately Matt Warburton chimed in asking for 3 Cialis and whiskey.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Alcohol, Work, advil, Water
“They shade ya 'cause they know they can't stop ya.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: haters, shade, Opinions
“Hey do you want to see an Indian woman in a nightgown and Mario badescu spot treatment? Go to the west Hollywood McDonald's.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Fast Food, pajamas, Lazy
“Coming of age movies = normal dorky guy obsessed w/ melancholy girl whose only traits are being hot and damaged. Then gets girl. Snoozerino.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Movies, dorks, Hot, Boring
“Just had dinner with friends and no one had any food restrictions and we all had three drinks and I was just so giddy.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: food, Friends, Dinner, Drinks
“We all just living like off-the-shoulder tops are never going out of style.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: clothing, Women, Fashion, style