I'm gonna tear you apart.
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This is what it feels like!
Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie? Coach Steve: I call it the brush. Jonathan Van Ness: Okay. Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena. Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena? Coach Steve: And my asshole. Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my v…
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, Disclosure the Movie
What am I really doing this for? And does any of it matter?
— Shannon Keating, Am I Writing About My Life, Or Selling Myself Out?
I've lived in a world of death. I've watched people I've loved die. Some fast with a bullet, some not enough left to bury. All these years I've kept my secrets, but the time has come to face my past. And if they come looking for me, they will welcome death. I want revenge. I want them to know that d…
— Sylvester Stallone, Matthew Cirulnick, John Rambo, Sylvester Stallone, Rambo
Lucas: It could contaminate the water. Thor: We can throw it in the forest. Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!
— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, Good Boys
We’ve seen countless stories about what millennials have killed. From napkins to marriage to Applebees, just looking at headlines you’d guess that for the past decade the millennial generation's been on a rampage.
He’d captured strange and distant worlds in greater detail than ever before. They were beautiful, magnificent, full of awe and wonder. But beneath their sublime surfaces, there was nothing. No love or hate. No light or dark. He could only see what was not there, and miss what was right in front of h…
John Rambo! Juanito Rambo!
— Matthew Cirulnick, Hugo Martinez, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Rambo
Marcella had accepted her brush with Internet fame as an odd thrill, and not an entirely foreign one.
I finally came home, to defend the only family I've ever known. But all she's got is me. She's coming home.
— Sylvester Stallone, Matthew Cirulnick, John Rambo, Sylvester Stallone, Rambo
This one is going to hurt. We is going to have to shrink a lot, especially if the company ever intends to go public.
— Matt Haber, The Future of WeWork Is Leaner, Humbler, and Duller
Life is not easy. It’s hard to say, 'I care about you.' But it is not hard at all to make boxed brownies.
— Henry Dawson, I Didn't Know How to Tell My Guy Friends I Cared, So I Learned to Bake
After just two weeks of commuting to my office (which was previously a thirty-minute commute), I decided I had to move or risk burning out on L.A. traffic.
— Leslie Stephens, How Leslie Created a Minimal Oasis in the Middle of West Hollywood
The enemy up here is not a person or a thing. It’s the endless void.
— James Gray, Ethan Gross, Thomas Pruitt, Donald Sutherland, Ad Astra
The earth put its hopes in him, and now its fate is on me.
The attack was full of rage. I understand that rage. I’ve seen that rage in my father. I’ve seen that rage in me. Because I’m angry, he took off, he left us. But when I look at that anger, and I push it aside, just put it away, all I see is hurt. I see pain. I think it keeps me walled off, walled of…
Ship Med Tech: Please begin your psychological evaluation as best you can. Please describe your current mental and emotional state. Roy McBride: I am feeling good, ready to do my job to the best of my abilities.
I made a promise to always be truthful, but I wasn’t.
General Rivas: What can you tell us about the Lima Project? Roy McBride: Its objective was to search for advanced extraterrestrial life. The ship disappeared approximately sixteen years into the mission. General Rivas: And the commander was? Roy McBride: He was my father, sir.