“What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.”Tagged: condoms, Dirty Jokes, H4D-43
“Enjoy your ocean of sadness, there is nothing to fear in it.”Tagged: Sadness, Inspirational, Depression, Healing
“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”Tagged: Funny, Jokes, Laugh Out Loud, LOL
“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”Tagged: Dev Jokes
“xHamster is a pornographic media and social networking site headquartered in Limassol, Cyprus. xHamster serves user-submitted pornographic videos, webcam models, pornographic photographs, and erotic literature, and incorporates social networking features. xHamster was founded in 2007. With more than…”Tagged: Interent Pornography
“I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a…”Tagged: Sexual Identification, Absurdity
“Our memories of the ocean will linger on, long after our footprints in the sand are gone.”Tagged: beach, Ocean, Memory, Sand
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”Tagged: Sad, hating yourself, I Don't Want You To See Me
“My mom has seen me deliberate over whether to buy something, and this is her way of giving me the opportunity to skip that process.”Tagged: Money, Rich people things, Fashion
“The root of the problem is the president’s amorality. Anyone who works with him knows he is not moored to any discernible first principles that guide his decision making.”Tagged: Trump, Trump Administration, Resistance, Trump Presidency
“When most people think about exploitation in the modeling industry, they think about young, extremely emaciated girls. But the reality is that men and women in the industry are for the most part treated equally badly.”Tagged: Modeling
“You don’t actually get paid that much at the start. You expect this romanticized reality where you have bookings every day and you are making tons of money. That is not the case. The truth is these bookings aren’t regular at all.”Tagged: Modeling, models