Night Vale podcast

51 quotes

“Live every day like it's your first.”

“Lost in wilderness for weeks. Hope gone. A large bird lands next to you. Opens beak. 'Iris' by Goo Goo Dolls plays from its hollow mouth.”

“Birdwatching goes both ways.”

“When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.”

“CORRECTION: Turns out we were wrong about everything.”

“Missed connection: We lived and died on opposite sides of the world before international travel was possible. Good. I would have hated you.”

“This quiz will guess your favorite rock with just one simple question ('what's your favorite rock?')”

“It's the thought that counts. So think real hard about why you got me this terrible gift.”

“As Shakespeare once said, 'I'm stuck on this play. Let's have a beer or something?'”

“Follow your heart. It's in a cooler in the back of that van up ahead. Step on it. They're getting away.”

“Relaxation tips: Take a walk, take a bath, pet a dog, steal someone's dog and keep it and it's your dog now forever, meditation.”

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will have plenty of time to regret your hubris as you drift for infinity through the void.”

“'There's no harm in trying' really depends on what you're trying. Either way, give it a go. It's probably fine.”

“Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.”

“Paint a picture. It'll take longer.”

“[THIS TWEET PAID FOR BY THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY] Wow, the earth sure is flat today.”

“Science Fun Fact: The only proof that you actually have a body comes from the body itself. It's all a trust game.”

“Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?”

“This tweet was brought to you by our shared belief in human language.”

“Today you will meet a beautiful stranger. Actually hundreds of beautiful strangers. Everyone is beautiful and you know almost none of them.”