“Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Everything’s fine. He woke up.”Tagged: Kidnapping, School, Puns
“What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!”Tagged: Roast Beef, Pea Soup, Puns
“What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.”Tagged: Snowmen, Snowwomen, Snowballs, Puns
“What does a grape say after it’s stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.”Tagged: Grape, Wine, Puns
“Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.”Tagged: Marketing, Puns, Chromosomes, advertisements
“I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.”Tagged: Song, Tortilla, Rap, Puns
“Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.”Tagged: Puns, Weddings, Emotional, Wedding Cake
“Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man!”Tagged: Puns, Lifeguards, Hippies
“What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.”Tagged: Switzerland, Flags, Plus Sign, Puns
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.”Tagged: Cliches, arrows, Fruit Flies, Bananas, Puns
“Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, ‘How do you drive this thing?’”Tagged: Puns, fish
“What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.”Tagged: Dentist, Appointments, Puns