Movie

50 First Dates

by George Wing, Henry, Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo, Steve Golin and 108 others

Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he realizes it's possible to fall in love all over again…and again, and again. That's because the delightful Lu

(37 total)

Characters

Adam Sandler (37)George Wing (37)Henry Roth (36)Henry (1)

“Lucy: I don't know who you are, Henry... but I dream about you almost every night. [apprehensive pause] Why? Henry: What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day used to have a lot of stuff about me in it? Lucy: I would say that that makes a lot of sense. Henry: You erased me fro…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Dreams, Happiness

“Henry: Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house? Lucy: Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry. Henry: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me? L…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Jacuzzi, Syrup, ringo starr, paul mccartney, Ringo McCartney

“Henry: Hey! Tattoo Face! Nick: Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Peanut Butter Cups, tattoo face, Nicknames Dating

“Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy? Marlin: yea. Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest? Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst. Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex? [Marlin and Doug look at Henry] Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows. [Marlin and Doug turn away] We want…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: lisp, Marriage

“Henry: Okay, this is her. Start beating me up. Make it look good. Ula: Give me your wallet. OK, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple? Henry: Help me! Not so hard. Take it easy. Ula: Try to bang our women. Making my sister clean your hotel room. Henry: OK. What doe…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: haole, Anti-White, Fake Crime

“Henry: I don't think that's an option, Lisa. Linda: Linda. Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: alias, Protection

“Henry: [to Penguin] OK, pal. When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute. Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect. Lucy: Oh, shit. Henry: Here she comes. Smile. Where is she? Oh, my God! Oh no! Okay that didn't work. Shit your pants? So did I!”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Smile, shit your pants

“Ula: Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you? Henry: What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there. Ula: I'm just kidding, Muumuu!”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Nauseating

“Henry: [on First Date #1] You know, why don't you try this? It's a kind of hinge. Lucy: Now, why didn't I think of that? Henry: You're too close to the object. Don't be too hard on yourself. Lucy: You're right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective. Henry: Fresh eye never hurts. Lucy: I'm Luc…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: first date, nice to meet you

“Old Hawaiian Man: Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out. Henry: Settle down and eat your pancakes, huh.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: staring, Pancakes

“Dr. Keats: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first. Henry: That's my joke.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Whales, Mammals, penis, penis jokes

“Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks. Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Dogs, Sharks, private parts

“Nick: Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups! Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Peanut Butter Cups

“Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Happy Birthday, Ageism

“Henry: It's gonna be all right, Luce. Lucy: [to Henry] Don't call me Luce. I barely know you. Marlin: Sweetie, you're sorta dating him. [Lucy looks at Henry] Henry: Sorry I'm not better-looking.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, all right, better-looking

“Henry: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet. Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you. Henry: Okay. Lucy: Okay. [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car] Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that! Lucy: Well...my grandfather died while trying…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Tagged: Pranks

“I love you very much, probably more than anybody could love another person.”

— George Wing, Henry, Adam Sandler, amazon.com

Tagged: Love, Movie Love Quotes