American Vandal

“We're the first generation that gets to live twice. Our existences are simultaneously experienced and curated. Presented. Packaged. Polished for our own protection.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com

“Imagination is what makes us human.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com

“Love had blinded me.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com

“Instagram filter, Snapchat filters. They're not fucking filters, they're masks.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Grayson Wentz, Jeremy Culhane, imdb.com

“I think I just wanted it to be real so bad.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, imdb.com

“One day everyone wants to be your friend. The next, everyone wants to see you cry.”

— Jess Meyer, Jenna Hawthorne, Kiah Stern, imdb.com

“If they want you to stop talking, they shut you up.”

— Jaboukie Young-White, Trevor Gonzalez, Nathaniel Potvin, imdb.com

“A bidet shoot, like, a water stream up your ass. Now, it sounds a little gay, but it's not at all. It's hella clean and it's hella tight.”

— Tony Yacenda, Dan Perrault, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, imdb.com

“Everybody sees me as this island. Like I don't need anything from anyone. I feel like I'm sinking.”

— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com

“I know without definitive proof, hope means nothing.”

— Tony Yacenda, Dan Perrault, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com

“I don't think it would be appropriate for me, as a teacher to say that he's a ten. But you know, he's at least a nine.”

— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Angela Montgomery, Sarah Burns, imdb.com

“Period after emojis? That's, like, serial killer weird.”

— Mark Stasenko, Sam Ecklund, Griffin Gluck, imdb.com

“To a casual observer, we might have looked like lovebirds. Ironic that it all started with us playing Angry Birds.”

— Mark Stasenko, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com

“If you were untouchable, how bold would you be?”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com

“Like, for instance, did you know dolphins weren't fish? Dolphins are mammals, bro. That's crazy. Like, they're just like us, they just swim.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, imdb.com

“A lot of people that's cool, they try to be cool, and that ain't really cool. But being cool with being a weirdo, I think that's super cool.”

— Matthew McManus, Kevin McManus, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, imdb.com

“You think he shit his own pants to look innocent?”

— Dan Lagana, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com

“The idea that I should care what a bunch of kids at my school think about me... It's preposterous.”

— Dan Lagana, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com

“Shat? Shit? Shat my pants? Shit. It's shit.”

— Dan Lagana, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com

“I mean, kids can be really cruel.”

— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Chloe Lyman, Taylor Dearden, imdb.com