“You're getting your hair pubed?”— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: Questions, Perm, hair
“So you can take your destiny and go fuck yourself.”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Destiny, angry, upset
“I'm actually grateful for a lot of things.”— Victor Quinaz, Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Jessi Glaser, Jessi Klein, imdb.comTagged: grateful, Gratitude
“You sing like a goddamn angel, and you got the heart of a champion.”— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: angel, Singer, champion
“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: tense, Joe Biden, Dirty Joke
“I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.”— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: Seed, Safe, Mankind, humanity
“Teach me the ways of your kingdom.”— Mitra Jouhari, Brandon Kyle Goodman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.comTagged: Teach, Kingdom
“I'm your hormone monstress, baby, I know everything!”— Jak Knight, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Hormone, Everything, Knowledge
“I have nothing and nobody.”— Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.comTagged: Nothing, nobody, Alone
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars. Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”— Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: make-out, kiss
“Clip-clop, I'm a little show pony.”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Show-Pony, Horse
“I'm a person, not something to hide.”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, NATALIE, Josie Totah, imdb.comTagged: Person, Standards
“Read the tea leaves, honey!”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: Tea leaves, Sassy
“Just to be clear, 'different' is not a compliment.”— Kelly Galuska, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Mona, Thandie Newton, imdb.comTagged: Compliment, Clarity, Truth
“Hold your feelings in, like your shit.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Feelings, emotions
“We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.”— Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: camp, Trees, Stinks, summer camp