Season 3

“Nothing makes me happy. I mean, I have moments where I'm not unhappy, but those are just—more and more rare.”

— Zander Lehmann, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“If anyone still wants to sleep with me, then they're just gonna have to settle, I guess.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“I drive on a lunar schedule on account of my vampire blood.”

— Molly Smith Metzler, Rosa Handelman, Rachae Amber Thomas, Rachae Thomas, imdb.com

“When I was a kid, I always had to wait up till midnight and hope HBO was showing a documentary about some woman orgasming in the woods. Now you can watch 24-year-olds getting sodomized during recess.”

— Harris Danow, Jack Briggs, Kyle Bornheimer, imdb.com

“I just think you're making my generation pay the price, and you look the other way, hoping that everything's going to be okay.”

— Marguerite McIntyre, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“I cheated on you because I wanted to be with someone that could just drag me down as far as I could go.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“She makes you cum in ways that you never thought possible. She performs Reiki that cures your migraines. She cries mid-story, and you think that you're the only one who's ever seen her tears. And then, like the sun, she sets on you, shines on someone else.”

— Tommy Dewey, Michaela Watkins, Casey, Nadine Nichols, imdb.com

“Um I feel like this asshole who's just throwing pebbles at the window of your halfway house and begging you to come out and do an eightball with me, and nobody likes that guy, including that guy.”

— Tommy Dewey, Michaela Watkins, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“You know, the end of my marriage was a relationship without sex, and it was not pretty.”

— Tommy Dewey, Michaela Watkins, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“When I was a kid, I wanted to study earthquakes because I was so terrified of when the big one would hit. I felt like if I could predict it, then I would feel so much safer.”

— Rosa Handelman, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“No, no, we are man, top of the food chain. We're the apex predator through wits alone. We don't bow to nature.”

— Rosa Handelman, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“Look, this is LA, and, in LA, we don't leave garbage on the curb like it's pre-Jesus Rome, and we don't have rats.”

— Rosa Handelman, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“There are times in my life when sex plays a bigger role than it probably should, and when that happens, I scale back or abstain.”

— Molly Smith Metzler, Jack Briggs, Kyle Bornheimer, imdb.com

“Oh, my God. You're so old. From afar, I was like, okay, she's cute. But up close? You don't have crow's feet. You have crow's face.”

— Molly Smith Metzler, Theo's Girlfriend, Brittney Berault, imdb.com

“It's like I'm just this overactive, hormonal baby capsule that hasn't had sex in 12 days.”

— Molly Smith Metzler, Alyssa, Cristen Coppen, imdb.com

“I just I'm gonna have to get half a portion of food or, like, a side salad so I look good naked and the whole time I'm gonna be thinking about how hungry I am and how I can't wait for him to finish so I can hurry up and pick up a burrito.”

— Harris Danow, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“I mean, calling something by a different name doesn't change what it is.”

— Harris Danow, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“We are creating mountains of electronic waste.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Tom, Wes Armstrong, imdb.com

“What is normal, anyway? Right? Whose standard are we using? I feel normal. Normal enough. I mean, 60 years ago, we gave 'abnormal' people shock therapy, and now we hold parades with them.”

— Liz Tigelaar, imdb.com

“Think about it, every purchase you've ever made, every picture you've ever shared, your messages, your comments. All these facts that are etched in this thing, this network, and barring some catastrophic failure, they'll follow you I mean, follow us wherever we go, even after we die.”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com