Degrassi

“Darcy: You know I took a vow of abstinence! Peter: Yeah? Well, the problem is, I didn't!”

— Gilbert M. Shilton, Bruce McDonald, Stefan Scaini, Sturla Gunnarsson, Darcy, Shenae Grimes, imdb.com

“J.T.: I lost my girl. I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my...my family. And, now I'm probably going to jail. Jay: Bummer times, at least there's a party.”

— Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, J.T. Yorke, Ryan Cooley, imdb.com

“Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one? Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.”

— Sean Reycraft, Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Stefan Scaini, Alex Nuñez, Deanna Casaluce, imdb.com

“Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Emma: Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.”

— Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Sean Reycraft, Manny Santos, Cassie Steele, imdb.com

“Hey, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Jimmy Brooks, Drake, imdb.com

“If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.”

— Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Sean Reycraft, Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Shane Kippel, imdb.com

“Craig: Do you know how humiliating it was to find out, in public, that my girlfriend dumped me by email? Ellie: Oh. Oh, you’re forgetting on your birthday. It’s a pretty good detail, too.”

— Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Craig Manning, Jake Epstein, imdb.com

“I swear, if I peed on the floor Paige would claim she gave me the water.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Manny Santos, Cassie Steele, imdb.com

“Manny: Em, what's wrong with your eyes? Emma: I'm trying to kill Chris with my mind.”

— Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Emma Nelson, Miriam McDonald, imdb.com

“This guy? He's nasty, tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here? Sweet, refreshing. But when these two get together, bad news. Kind of like you and me.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Jay, Mike Lobel, imdb.com

“Ashley: You know, you guys should try going a little more post-emo. Still punk, but less mopey. Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a Muppet.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Ashley Kerwin, Melissa McIntyre, imdb.com

“Alex: Not that I'd ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you. Paige: Please, I am so not scary. Alex: No, you're a pushover a coward and a suck. 'Cause if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Paige Michalchuk, Lauren Collins, imdb.com

“Emma: Do you think I'm weird? Jay: Now there's a loaded question. Emma: Everyone's been acting like I belong in a straitjacket. Jay: That's their problem. You're no weirder than the rest of us.”

— Sean Reycraft, Sudz Sutherland, Stefan Scaini, Emma Nelson, Miriam McDonald, imdb.com

“I hate bees! They’re like flying death monkeys!”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Marco Del Rossi, Adamo Ruggiero, imdb.com

“Radishes, radishes, not so sweet, red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices saying 'I run Degrassi, you have no choices'. Ugly and mean and slightly obscene, the stubbornest radishes I've ever seen.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Liberty Van Zandt, Sarah Barrable-Tishauer, imdb.com

“Emma: Alex, what is your problem? Alex: Let's see, your personality, your clothes, your holier-than-thou attitude. You.”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Emma Nelson, Miriam McDonald, imdb.com

“This song is your prize for breaking my heart/ Should have written these words to you right from the start/ You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past/ My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask/ I can;t pretend to forgive and forget/ Gonna make the day you met me a day you'll regret…”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Ashley Kerwin, Melissa McIntyre, imdb.com

“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Ashley Kerwin, Melissa McIntyre, imdb.com

“Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Sean Cameron, Daniel Clark, imdb.com

“Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up? Terri: He apologized. Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, imdb.com