Season

Season 2

by Mike Henry, Mark Hentemann, Alex Borstein, Alec Sulkin, Danny Smith and 17 others

The second season of the animated comedy series Family Guy aired on Fox from September 23, 1999 to August 1, 2000, and consisted of 21 episodes. The series follows the dysfunctional Griffin family—father Peter, mother Lois, daughter Meg, son Chris, baby S

(17 total)

Characters

Seth MacFarlane (15)Peter Griffin (6)Mike Barker (6)Matt Weitzman (6)Stewie Griffin (5)Chris Sheridan (4)Garrett Donovan (3)Neil Goldman (3)Brian Griffin (3)Alex Borstein (2)

“Meg Griffin: Mom, I can't clean - I got stuff to do! Lois Griffin: Sweetheart, we all know you don't have any stuff to do.”

— Bobby Bowman, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother Daughter Relationships, Mother Daughter, Snark

“Lois Griffin: Have you been drinking? Peter Griffin: Why yes I have... thank you.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, Drinking Too Much, humor

“Oh jeez. This hangover's killing me. I haven't felt this crappy since the time I went to that museum.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, Hungover, Drinking Too Much

“Damn you ice cream! Come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! What are you looking at you... you infantile... stupid? That's right, damn you and such. You can... burn in hell...”

— Chris Sheridan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: ice cream, Damn You, Melting Ice Cream, Burn In Hell

“Lois Griffin: I'm so bored without Stewie around, I don't know what to do. Brian Griffin: We could get hammered.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Bored, Motherhood, Getting Drunk

“I had such a crush on her... until I met you, Lois. You're my silver medal.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Relationships, having a crush on someone, crushes, Marriage

“Man in Airport: Aren't you a little young to be traveling alone? Stewie Griffin: Aren't you a little old to be wearing braces?”

— Gary Janetti, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, Too Old, Too Young

“Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!”

— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Strippers, lied to, Marriage

“Peter Griffin: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian Griffin: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?”

— Chris Sheridan, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, mean, Funny, Reading

“[about Peter] This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, Stupid, Funny

“I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I'm the most non-competitive. So I win.”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Competitive, Competitiveness, Funny, I Am The Best

“Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.”

— Chris Sheridan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Parenthood, babies, humor, Potty Trained

“Peter Griffin: There's gotta be an explanation for all this! Brian Griffin: You want an explanation? [smacks Peter] GOD... IS...PISSED!”

— Chris Sheridan, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: God, God Is Pissed, Funny

“What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Crack

“I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: humor, Funny, Smart Ideas, Genius

“Meg Griffin: Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by Kevin? Lois Griffin: Now don't give it to him all at once, honey, make him work for it.”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Meg Griffin (voice), Mila Kunis, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny, Daughter and Mother, Hooking Up

“I love God. He's so deliciously evil.”

— Danny Smith, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: God, Faith, Evil, Snark