“Listen here, you gent, Columbus motherfucker. If you don't stay the fuck away... I don't know why I told you about this neighborhood because y'all take everything! Can we have anything?! Leave!”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Columbus, Race, racism, Gentrification, Gent
“Molly: How did the kids find it in the first place? Issa: Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as fuck researching ass kids.”— Ben Dougan, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Rap, kids, Rapper, Google, The internet
“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down — Kelli: Girl, did he hit you? Issa: What? No. Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car? Issa: Kelli. Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first. Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, li…”— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Relationships, Abuse, pregnant, hit, explicit
“Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, 'That pussy,' and he's talking about me, girl!”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Sex, breakfast, Hook Up, Sexy
“Do you want your man or not? Do you know your plans or not? You gon' back home or not? You gon' claim your throne or not? Is you Khaleesi? Or that other bitch whose name I don't remember?”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Khaleesi, Game of Thrones, Pop Culture, TV, Rap
“I'm just saying why can't black men explore their sexuality without being labeled as gay or bi or whatever?”— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: back men, sexuality, Labels, LGBTQ, gay
“Tiffany: I taste stone fruit. Molly: And a little bit of pepper. Issa: I taste wine.”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Fruit, Pepper, Wine, Wine-Tasting, Alcohol
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing t…”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: romance, Relationships, Dating, explicit, swearing
“Ken: Why don’t more of them swim? Issa: Slavery.”— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Slavery, Black, Swim, Children, humor
“Molly: Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook. Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: explicit, swearing, kitchen, Cooking, chrissy teigen
“Issa: Why you assuming I like Drake? Daniel: Every black girl that went to college likes Drake. Issa: He just really gets us.”— Larry Wilmore, Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Drake, Black Women, Women Of Color, Pop Culture, College
“Issa: I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with. Molly: I mean, well you’re still 29, you have one more year. Issa: Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore. Molly: What are you saying? Issa: I’m breaking up with him toni…”— Larry Wilmore, Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Resent, Dating, Relationships, break ups, humor
“Molly: You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog. Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.”— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Fuck, Sex, Frogs, Prince Charming, saying
“Black women aren’t bitter, they’re just tired of being expected to settle for less.”— Larry Wilmore, Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.comTagged: Black Women, Women Of Color, Bitter, Tired, settle