Season
Season 3
by Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, Harry Morgan, Kellye Nakahara and 31 others
The third season of M*A*S*H aired Tuesdays at 8:30-9:00 pm on CBS.
(9 total)
Characters
“Frank: Klinger, I want to see you out of that dress...tonight! Klinger: Never on a first date, sir!”
— Larry Gelbart, John D. Hess, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
Tagged: Transvestitism
“The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.”
— Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com
Tagged: Indifference
“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”
— Mary Kay Place, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
Tagged: Psychiatry
“I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to st…”
— Laurence Marks, Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com