Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
Season
The third season of M*A*S*H aired Tuesdays at 8:30-9:00 pm on CBS.
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
Klinger: What's this morning's breakfast? Trapper: Last night's dinner. Klinger: Great, that was yesterday's lunch.
Frank: Klinger, I want to see you out of that dress...tonight! Klinger: Never on a first date, sir!
— Larry Gelbart, John D. Hess, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.
— Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com
Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.
— Mary Kay Place, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
Hawkeye: Let's make a pact about drinking. Trapper: All right. Hawkeye: Let's never stop.
I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids.
I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-ka…
I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to st…
— Laurence Marks, Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com
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