Season

Parks and Recreation Season 3

by Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Retta and 11 others

The third season of Parks and Recreation originally aired in the United States on the NBC television network between January 20 and May 19, 2011. Like the previous seasons, it focused on Leslie Knope and her staff at the parks and recreation department of

(20 total)

Characters

Nick Offerman (13)Ron Swanson (13)Norm Hiscock (6)Amy Poehler (4)Chris Pratt (3)Andy Dwyer (3)Emily Spivey (2)Greg Daniels (2)Michael Schur (2)Alan Yang (2)

“We need to remember what’s important in life. Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter. But work is third.”

— Amy Poehler, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com

Tagged: Important, Life, Friends, Waffles, Work

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.”

— Brian Rowe, Greg Levine, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

Tagged: Lemons, Life, Lemonade, Reading

“April: Hey, I love you. Andy: Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!”

— Daniel J. Goor, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Awesome, Dude, shut up

“'Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicke…”

— Alan Yang, Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com

Tagged: Words, New Words, Made Up Words

“This is so awesome. We are like Robin Hood. We steal from the club and give to ourselves.”

— Katie Dippold, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

Tagged: Robin Hood, Stealing, Clubs

“Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny Legs Magee, I’ll tell you that much.”

— Michael Schur, Donna Meagle, Retta, imdb.com

Tagged: Novels, fan, Robert Pattinson, Vampires

“There is only one bad word: taxes.”

— Emily Spivey, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: bad words, Taxes

“My only official recommendations are US Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two-inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.”

— Amy Poehler, imdb.com

Tagged: Mustache Trimmers, US Army, Morton's Salt

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Solipsism, Best friend, don't care

“The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”

— Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Government, Teat, piglet, Chapped Nipples, Taxypayers

“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

— Aisha Muharrar, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Fishing, Relaxing, yoga, Murder

“You had me at ‘Meat Tornado.’”

— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Meat Tornado

“Turkey can never beat cow.”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Turkey, Cow, Meat-Eaters, Vegetarianism

“I'm not interested in caring about people.”

— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, socialization, Human Interaciton

“It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.”

— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Pointless, paint scenes, Nature, outside

“Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.”

— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: idiots, give 100%, impossible, more than 100%

“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”

— Emily Spivey, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Birthdays, Hallmark, cards

“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait... wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

— Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Bacon, eggs, Understand, food

“Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga except I still get to kill something.”

— Amy Poehler, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: humor, Fishing, Hunting

“I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: worked, never learned, name, Best friend