Season 1

“Nurse: And have you considered the possibility of adoption? Maeve Wiley: I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.”

— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com

“Maeve Wiley: What the hell did you do? Otis Milburn: Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.”

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com

“Your generation is so touchy. Information is empowering.”

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com

“We're just fucking, Jackson. We don't need to know each other's post codes.”

— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com

“Lose the tie. You look like a Mormon.”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“Sweetheart. I noticed you were pretending to masturbate and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.”

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com

“Your mum's cool. Why aren't you cool?”

— Laurie Nunn, Adam Groff, Connor Swindells, imdb.com

“Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck.”

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com

“Everybody's either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“There's a ball bag on the TV.”

— Laurie Nunn, Adam Groff, Connor Swindells, imdb.com

“I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote, and now it's all wonky. Like a discount avocado.”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“Olivia: Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember? Aimee Gibbs: Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. Anwar: Have you been smoking again? Aimee Gibbs: No, I haven't. Ruby: Good. Because smoking is definitely not vegan.”

— Laurie Nunn, Aimee Gibbs, Aimée-Lou Wood, imdb.com

“Adam Groff: Sexual performance? Jean Milburn: They have trouble finishing. Ejaculation. Jizz, spunk. Man milk!”

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com

“Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big?”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“Eric Effoing: Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's. Otis Milburn: Why the half? Eric Effoing: We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“Yeah, see you tomorrow. Shit biscuit.”

— Laurie Nunn, Adam Groff, Connor Swindells, imdb.com

“Your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream.”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem. It was... adequate.”

— Laurie Nunn, Mr. Groff, Alistair Petrie, imdb.com

“Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man to be sexually attracted to a mature woman. In fact, when you stigmatize his choice, then you feed into an unhealthy narrative on masculinity in middle age.”

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com

“Eric Effoing: He still calls me 'Tromboner.' It's been four years. Four years! Otis Milburn: You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school. Eric Effoing: It was a semi!”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com