“A small crush on a person who lives far away is the greatest gift of all.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Crush, Distance, Gift
“How do I hire the obstacle course from Double Dare for our writers retreat?”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: double dare, Writers, obstacle course
“Also? Hugh Jackman? He can seriously get some. (It's my birthday I can say whatever crazy shit I want.)”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: hugh jackman, Sex, birthday
“I'm traveling from Europe on my birthday so I've had a birthday for 40 hours.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: birthday, travel, Europe
“Fervent but unimportant opinion: bedrooms shouldn't have televisions. Bedrooms are for three things, watchin TV ain't one of them.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Opinion, bedroom, Sex, Television
“When bae is super smart, slightly mean, very sexy, totally unavailable and you're still like who cares, he bae.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: bae, Sexy, Smart, mean
“Today at work I asked a writers assistant for 3 Advil and some water, and immediately Matt Warburton chimed in asking for 3 Cialis and whiskey.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Alcohol, Work, advil, Water
“They shade ya 'cause they know they can't stop ya.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: haters, shade, Opinions
“Hey do you want to see an Indian woman in a nightgown and Mario badescu spot treatment? Go to the west Hollywood McDonald's.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Fast Food, pajamas, Lazy
“Coming of age movies = normal dorky guy obsessed w/ melancholy girl whose only traits are being hot and damaged. Then gets girl. Snoozerino.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Movies, dorks, Hot, Boring
“Just had dinner with friends and no one had any food restrictions and we all had three drinks and I was just so giddy.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: food, Friends, Dinner, Drinks
“Hey I had oatmeal for breakfast today like everyone's always telling me to, and guess what, it sucked.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: healthy, breakfast, oatmeal
“Nothing scarier than a friend texting you he wants to "talk about stuff."”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Texting, Communication, talk, Fear
“A small, impossible crush is the best gift you can give yourself.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: crushes, Love, Unrequited
“We all just living like off-the-shoulder tops are never going out of style.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: clothing, Women, Fashion, style
“Guys. There is no reason to say "One-two-three" before you take a photo. Just take a million photos.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Photos, Selfies, Social Media
“Don't apologize for having high standards, the right people will come your way.”— Suede Brooks, twitter.comTagged: High Standards, Standards, Love, Relationships
“AC-DC opened then show, and now everyone is effectively deafened. And I think six people had seizures. And 50+ got 3rd degree burns.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Singing, award show, Loud
“Oof. I am knee deep in Oscars' rehearsals. Why, oh why did I ask for a wading pool...”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: oscars, Puns, Swimming