Quotes tagged ‘Marriage’

“My marriage is like The Walking Dead. Okay, we are all just trying to get out alive.”

— Sono Patel, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

“One 2015 study in the journal Economic Inquiry, for example, found that couples who dated for one to two years were 20 percent less likely to later get a divorce than those who dated less than a year, and couples who dated for three years or longer were 39 percent less likely.”

— Allie Jones, thecut.com

“You know what I was thinking about? If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore? Hm.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

“The marriage institution cannot exist among slaves, and one sixth of the population of democratic America is denied it's privileges by the law of the land. What is to be thought of a nation boasting of its liberty, boasting of it's humanity, boasting of its Christianity, boasting of its love of just…”

— Frederick Douglass, amazon.com

“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims!…”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?' Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

“Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals. Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”

— Justin Roiland, Tom Kauffman, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on…”

— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“J.D.: A baby-moon is a vacation that couples take just before your baby comes out of your special area. And the resort I found is amazing; they have horseback riding, and jet-skiing... Elliot: Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't…”

— Leila Strachan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“Carla: Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me. Turk: Honey, they've got that almond biscotti J.D. loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some. Carla: No, you got him a present yesterday.”

— Aseem Batra, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help. Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.”

— Aseem Batra, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

“Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married? Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns. Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.”

— Janae Bakken, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

“The exemplary marriages we know of have been earned. If there are no breakdowns, there is not enough friction and agitation to prompt development.”

— Linda & Charlie Bloom, psychologytoday.com

“Life assumed for him a new form . . . it was no longer, as he had once been inclined to think, a mere empty routine — it was a treasure of inestimable value fraught with divine meanings. Gradually, the touch of modern cynicism that had at one time threatened to spoil his nature, dropped away from hi…”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“Marriage had for once fulfilled its real and sacred meaning — it had set Love free from restraint, and had opened all gateways of the only earthly paradise human hearts shall ever know — the paradise of perfect union and absolute sympathy with the one thing beloved on this side eternity.”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“She is innocent too — like a baby — and she worships her husband. That is an error! To worship a man is a great mistake — she will find it so. Men are not to be too much loved — no, no!”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love.”

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer, amazon.com

“As days passed, the more close and perfect grew the sympathies of husband and wife, they were like two notes of a perfect chord, sounding together in sweetest harmony.”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“As challenging as it is being a military spouse, the ever-present uncertainty about where life will take us next can be kind of exhilarating.”

— Harling Ross, manrepeller.com

“We may choose a different path on how we get there, which Sex and the City normalized for many, but ultimately, many of us want to end up in the comfort of familiarity.”

— Rory Riley Topping, medium.com