Quotes tagged ‘Gross’

“You got floor all in my lima beans.”

— Seth Meyers, Big Vivvy, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“Fauna Hodel: Time to get up. Jay Singletary: Where's the dog? Fauna Hodel: What dog? Jay Singletary: The dog that shit in my mouth.”

— Sam Sheridan, Jay Singletary, Chris Pine, imdb.com

“I don't know how you still watch this show. I meant there's too many close-ups of feet with bug bites.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

“Sometimes we buy sauces for special recipes and then never use them again.”

— Marianne H. Gravely, foodandwine.com

“There will always be lines at halftime.”

— David Fleming, espn.com

“A straight man who wants to share his poop with the world can use many avenues available to him.”

— Mathew Rodriguez, melmagazine.com

“I thought Donald Trump’s Big Racist Speech would be the most horrifying thing I’d hear this week, but the world is full of many terrors.”

— Rebecca Fishbein, jezebel.com

“McDonald’s french fries become notably less appealing at around the 10-minute mark, and are a big old nope by minute 18.”

— Allison Shoemaker, thetakeout.com

“You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. [Breathes through nose] Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?”

— Dan Fogelman, Mark Kennedy, Flynn Rider (voice), Zachary Levi, imdb.com

“Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!”

— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Mauricio, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“[looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!”

— Michael McCullers, Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, imdb.com

“When it comes to food, guys work around the problem. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take more than a hair. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take multiple hairs attached to a pair of balls.”

— Patricia Maya Schneider, Rob Schneider, Rob, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

“Do you not know how to kill a snake? You swing it around, you crack it like a whip, and then it breaks its spine and all the guts and everything else comes shooting out the mouth.”

— Trent O'Donnell, Detective Hendy, Patrick Brammall, imdb.com

“Dwight Schrute: Most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook. Which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces. Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know... Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Robert California: That is very cold. Erin Hannon: Yea, that is old. I asked if you wanted a cold beverage, and you said coffee.”

— Paul Lieberstein, Erin Hannon, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

“Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue. Michael: Well, your mother must be really proud.”

— Steve Slavkin, Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen & Michael Stein, Michael Bower & Erik MacArthur, imdb.com

“Gross! You're crop-dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don't be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marble sack.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“If you've got something you want to say, then just say it. You can save us a lot of time with this fuckin’ pointless history lesson in this goddamn creepy, uninmpressive, fuckin’ hall. I don't like it in here. It's gross.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no-no!”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com