“You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.”— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
“Who knew shit could be so enchanting?”— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Ryan Clark, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Beer makes me so gassy.”— Sean Gray, Will Smith, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“When I was 19 I would go to music festivals and sleep in the porter potties.”— Armando Iannucci, Matt Spencer, Zach Woods, imdb.com
“If his room's dirty, imagine how clean the rest of him is.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Carole Keen, Liza Weil, imdb.com
“I haven't been anywhere near the beach and I have sand in my ass.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com
“Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.”— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com
“Here’s a kiss for Murphey. And for Patterson and Briggs, too. [Farts loudly]”— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Rudy Zolteck, Michael Zwiener, imdb.com
“Roman: [Chet, Roman, and the kids are out fishing and are putting bait on their hooks] These are the biggest worms I have ever encountered. Chet: They're not worms, they're leeches.”— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“Pressure, yes. Let's get your mom's panini press. We'll make a pan-enis. The house will smell for weeks.”— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Fucking hell, it smells of pig round here, don't it? Definitely not kosher.”— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“Let's get burgers. I bet they're really terrible.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“At one point, I saw a girl, a child really, eat an entire spoonful of just mayo.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com