“Henry: And why is your foot on my pillow? Ula: Sorry, brah. [removes to reveal a dirty footprint and brushes it off, then sits on the pillow] Henry: And I don't want your ass on it, either!”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“[Henry sticks a toothpick in Lucy's waffle house] Henry: Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now. Lucy: Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food? Henry: Uh, no, I'm from this country. Were…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It’s broccoli! Blah!”— Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, Disgust (voice), Mindy Kaling, imdb.com
“Dexter: What are Hamhocks? Dee Dee: They're gross!”— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Dexter: Ants are... Dee Dee: Icky! Dexter: To be respected.”— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Put out that cigarette. Now stick it in your vagina.”— Ryan Murphy, James Wong, Nan, Jamie Brewer, imdb.com
“Adrian Monk: I need a wipe. Sharona Fleming: Why? Adrian Monk: Do you have a wipe?”— Mitch Markowitz, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”— Tina Fey, Matt Hubbard, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com
“We try to deal with problems that if left unattended might fester and swell and burst into some infected, pussy blister and ooze into the bloodstream of our community and make us sick.”— Fred Willard, youtube.com
“[someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good lord! Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?”— Lawrence Kaplow, Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Don't drink the Moroccan beer. It tastes like earwax.”— Hart Hanson, Seeley Booth, David Boreanaz, imdb.com
“I still smell like stinky nuts!”— Anupam Nigam, Bill Callahan, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com
“I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.”— Eric Ziobrowski, Jeff Chiang, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?”— Mike Barker, Keith Heisler, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Tonight, when I'm cookin' that chili, I'll cut up this cauliflower, and we'll tell them we've got rabbit brains in there.”— Elliot Stern, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com
“Jacqueline White: Titus, I'm going to give it to you straight. Titus Andromedon: Gross!”— Leila Strachan, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com
“Sour mix? In a margarita? What is this, Auschwitz?”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells! Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com