“Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked. Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away? Summer: Cohen? You're at my house! Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.”— Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked. Summer: Eww. Seth: Summer? Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen? Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Claire: Have you never seen a naked woman before? Jamie: Aye. But not one so close. And not one that's mine.”— Anne Kenney, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com
“Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.”— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com
“I don't care who sees me naked, I care who sees me crying.”— David Farr, Jed Marshall, Elizabeth Debicki, imdb.com
“Poovey: I can never unsee him naked. Archer: I mean, the size of that thing. Poovey: Haul that big bastard out and you can use it as an umbrella stand.”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“[writing] Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about. [aside to Mr. Hat] Oh, yeah, Mr. Hat! Hot lesbo scene coming up! And as Rebecca's naked body lay before her, Diana couldn't help but feel aroused. 'Go on,' Rebecca said softly. 'Touch…”— Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Diaz: Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your- Boyle: Benny and the Jets.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com
“Neal Schweiber: Whoa, it's a naked woman! Bill Haverchuck: What's she doing? Neal Schweiber: Who cares, she's naked!”— Bob Nickman, Neal Schweiber, Samm Levine, imdb.com
“Joanna: Wait, what are you doing? Chandler: Getting dressed. Joanna: Why? Chandler: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.”— Seth Kurland, Chandler Muriel Bing, Matthew Perry, imdb.com
“These are the people who never miss an opportunity to skinny-dip, love the feel of the breeze, are the first to suggest strip poker, and have a master’s degree in joie de vivre.”— Elizabeth Siegel, allure.com
“Elisa: You should’ve seen my grandmother in her later years. Do you know what kind of clothes old Puerto Rican ladies wear around the house?.. Jack: No. Elisa: Me neither ’cause she never wore any. But family is family. And you’re a good son.”— Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“Elisa: I cannot marry him because of a terrible secret. Please don’t ask me what it is! Liz: I won’t. I don’t want to know... Are you a man? Elisa: Really? That’s your guess, a man? You want to see me naked? Liz: ... Sort of.”— Jack Burditt, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com
“Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?”— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Izzie Stevens, Katherine Heigl, imdb.com
“I just like to sleep naked... I think the flight attendant could have been a little more understanding.”— herzdontit, reddit.com
“naked, adj.: The thrill of understanding that, for a brief moment, you are even more conscious of my body than I am”— David Levithan, twitter.com
“I want to know what your favorite show was when you were a kid and who made you cry at school and what boy band you hung posters of on your wall. Then I want you naked in my bed.”— Abbi Glines, amazon.com
“Imagine being naked and walking into a room and everyone wants to touch you. That's the life of a dog or cat.”— rdx711, reddit.com
“A naked woman is neither empowering or oppressed divorced from the context. Women do not exist in a vacuum, nor behind glass, nor as a metaphor. A woman is naked while alone in her shower minding her own business, and she is naked in fetishizing media made by men for men. She is born naked, because…”— aawb, aawb.tumblr.com
“I can sink no further, and I cannot forgive you, there's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you, there's no other choice. I'm shameless now, I'm nameless now, I'm nothing now, I'm no on…”— Maynard James Keenan, youtube.com