Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

“Penny: Sheldon, you know, I do understand what you’re going through. Sheldon: Really? Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing stolen from you?”

— Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com

“Franny: Yeah, well whole idea is that when you come to America, you check your traditions at the border. Gary: Otherwise you've just got cannibals running around in the streets and we've got enough traffic problems as it is.”

— Sameer Gardezi, Gary Tolchuck, Scott Patterson, imdb.com

“Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive. Michael: I'm not defensive.…”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Rafael Solano, Justin Baldoni, imdb.com

“Barney: But I only got up to go the the can! Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jeff Martin, Jay Kogen, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“I know, straight out of a telenovela!... Or a controversial premium drama.”

— Deirdre Shaw, Chantelle M. Wells, Narrator, Anthony Mendez, imdb.com

“Well, I didn't see a penis today, but I definitely saw a big dick.”

— Micah Schraft, Jennie Snyder Urman, Darci Factor, Justina Machado, imdb.com

“You can't have 'The Passions of Santos' without Santos! Then it's just 'Passions,' and that show failed!”

— David S. Rosenthal, Rogelio De La Vega, Jaime Camil, imdb.com

“Lina: Frankie heard cuts are coming. Will you ask Rafael if it's true and who's getting fired? Jane: Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. Lina: Oh, please, Jane? I need this job. I drink for free and it's so close to my gym. Jane: Yeah, I don't think I can use that argument with Rafael.”

— Meredith Averill, Christopher Oscar Pena, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Jane: Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school. Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin. Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers? Alba: Both.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked. Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away? Summer: Cohen? You're at my house! Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.”

— Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs? Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert. Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete, the only smart thing about you is your mouth... and just look at you!”

— Jackie Filgo, Jeff Filgo, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

“Ah good, all the half-wits are here.”

— Alan Dybner, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

“I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies.”

— Philip Stark, Phillip Stark, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

“Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.”

— Arthur F. Montmorency, Mark Hudis, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

“Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.”

— Jeff Filgo, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

“Luke: Maybe I can just blow the whole thing off, go hit the beach, give everybody time to get it out of their systems. Ryan: It doesn't work like that. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down. Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico. Set…”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing. Red: Well, that's, that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you're up for Miss America.”

— Eric Gilliland, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com