Quotes tagged ‘Slut’

“Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean. Billy Madison: No, you don’t. Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her got it on. Wooo-eee! Billy Madison: No, they didn’t. Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn’t. But yo…”

— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com

“Charles... It's the Queen. So here's the deal, fuck nut. Stupid fuck slut. You're embarrassing your country. Win and I'll make you a knight. I'm totally allowed to. I did it to that bald guy from Star Trek as a joke. Don't let us down anymore. OK? Stupid fuck slut. I've been drinking...”

— Murray Miller, Queen Elizabeth, June Squibb, imdb.com

“A girl can only be a slut, a bitch, a tease, or the virgin next door.”

— Karen Walton, Ginger Fitzgerald, Katharine Isabelle, imdb.com

“Prudence: Careful, Nicky, or she’ll cocktease you the way she did the Dark Lord. Nick: Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time, Pru? Prudence: I don’t know, Nicky. Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?”

— Donna Thorland, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Prudence, Tati Gabrielle, imdb.com

“You’re acting like a slut.”

— Becky, imdb.com

“You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!”

— Waldo Salt, Cass, Sylvia Miles, imdb.com

“When I hear ‘bisexual,’ I think ‘slut.’ It’s tacky, it’s gauche, it seems disingenuous that your genitals have no allegiance.”

— Desiree Akhavan, Cecelia Frugiuele, Leila, Desiree Akhavan, imdb.com

“I was a big slut, but I'm not anymore. There will always be a part of me that is sloppy and dirty, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?”

— David O. Russell, Tiffany Maxwell, Jennifer Lawrence, imdb.com

“Hi, I’m a slut. What? You can’t be surprised when you spent my entire life deciding woman equals sexualized.”

— Savannah Brown, youtube.com

“Hi, I’m a slut. But what does that mean? I’m unclean, I’m less pure I sleep around, sure But isn’t that what you were begging for?”

— Savannah Brown, youtube.com

“I’m really gonna need you to step it up tonight, okay? When I see you, I wanna be thinking, ‘Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?’”

— Donick Cary, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

“I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies.”

— Philip Stark, Phillip Stark, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

“Dwight you ignorant sl**.”

— B.J. Novak,, Steve Carell, Michael Scott, imdb.com

“I want a man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a slut. And who can make that slut feel like a woman.”

— Adam Barr, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com

“Chief Running Water: I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans call 'bear with wiiiide canyon.' Cartman: Huh? Chief Running Water: She is 'doe who cannot keep legs together.' Cartman: What? Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut. Cartman: Hey!”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“You're a hurtful slut, Bob!”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

“What does a dumb slut say when you ask if she’s ever tried 69? ‘Thirty dudes is the most I can screw in one night.’”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What does a slut say when her daughter asks how to spell ‘penis’? I wish you’d asked me last night, when it was on the tip of my tongue….”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“You might think I'm a slut, but hey, I don't think of you at all.”

— Willam Belli, enkiquotes.com