Quotes tagged ‘spanish’

“John Rambo! Juanito Rambo!”

— Matthew Cirulnick, Hugo Martinez, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, imdb.com

“Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake 'n Bake! [puts hand out] Ricky Bobby: No, never again. Cal Naughton, Jr.: You're right. I was like a total dick, man. Ricky Bobby: From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo. Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does Diablo mean? Ricky Bobby: It's like...Spanish for like a fight…”

— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“[speaks in Spanish] Donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to 'I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker'.”

— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“Qué pasa mi raza? This is your girl, La Pinche Chinche. This is a manifesto, mi gente. So grab a pencil and take note, because this morning, I’m saying, ‘Basta.’ The way they shut us down at the city council meeting last night, was some straight bullshit – like if we shouldn’t have a say in how and…”

— Tanya Saracho, Mari, Chelsea Rendon, imdb.com

“Well, it isn’t a homecoming until someone calls you a puta, right?”

— Tanya Saracho, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com

“I'm sorry. I just want you to know I'm real proud of you. Por siempre.”

— Tanya Saracho, Nancy C. Mejia, Cruz, Maria-Elena Laas, imdb.com

“Johnny: All those times you came back 'cause of whatever asshole up there wasn't working out. All those times I came back to you like a baboso. And every fucking time, you break my heart. Lyn: Well, I'd say that it was much more complicated than that, Johnny. Johnny: Please! And this time I'm not le…”

— Tanya Saracho, Sierra Santana, Johnny, Carlos Miranda, imdb.com

“It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.”

— Silvio Horta, Marco Pennette, Betty Suarez, America Ferrera, imdb.com

“Ricky Ricardo: Listen, Professor, can you play that thin'? Lucy Ricardo: What thin? Ricky Ricardo: Never mind makin' fun of my English. Lucy Ricardo: That's English?”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com

“Vanessa Baxter: Boyd is learning Spanish at his new school. Blanca: And I will say, with *that* they are doing a very good job. Mike Baxter: Why are they teaching him Spanish in the first grade? Vanessa Baxter: Well, honey, it's a bilingual school. The teacher says everything in English and then say…”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“Kyle Anderson: Ya know, you gotta give it up for Columbus. Discoverin' the New World. Mike Baxter: Well, I'll give him this, he's a good salesman. Kyle Anderson: I think you mean sailo. Mike Baxter: No, I mean salesman. He was an Italian, got the Spanish to pay for three trips to India, which he nev…”

— Vince Calandra, Kyle Anderson, Christoph Sanders, imdb.com

“Steve: You mean Jenga? Roger: Well, I think it's pronounced Henga, but if you wanna crap all over the Spanish language, go ahead.”

— Mike Barker, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hey, Rhoda, do you know what I'm doing? I am changing my clothes at eight o'clock at night so that I can go to a club where I'm going to lie about being divorced so that I can perhaps in a few months' time end up in Paris speaking Spanish.”

— Treva Silverman, Mary Richards, Mary Tyler Moore, imdb.com

“Arnold: You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita. Miss Felter: Muchas gracias. Arnold: Aw, enchilada.”

— Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Arnold (voice), Phillip Van Dyke, imdb.com

“Dr Cox: So, Gandhi, what did your wife think of her terrible present? Turk: I haven't told her yet. I mean, I was going to, but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner.”

— Clarence Livingston, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

“Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married? Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns. Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.”

— Janae Bakken, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

“For the last forty or fifty miles we had on board a strange, vulgar-looking fellow, who had been all over the world; spoke Latin, French, and Spanish; and in the course of three hours told me more than a hundred lies; probably some itinerant Irish schoolmaster.”

— Aaron Burr, archive.org

“I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish....”

— Jeff Nathanson, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, amazon.com

“I get so many different reactions when people find out I speak Spanish. I either get completely incredulous people who are like, ‘Holy fuckin’ shit. I can’t believe what’s coming out of your mouth right now. I think I’m gonna piss my pants.’ And I’m like, ‘I don’t speak Aramaic. I speak Spanish. Why…”

— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com

“Hasta la vista motherfucker.”

— Ashanti, Heather, amazon.com