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(108,898 total)“Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: Always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and…”
— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, Practical Magic
“[Sally's letter to Gillian] Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of b…”
— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, Practical Magic
“Sally Owens: All I want is a normal life. Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! Sally Owens: Well, it's what I want.”
— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, Practical Magic
“Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into…”
— Neal Israel, Peter Torokvei, Pat Proft, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius
“[Discussing how Knight didn't come in to the lab] Bodie: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, ‘You'd better!’ And he said, ‘Or what?’ And I said, ‘Or you're gonna be in trouble.’ And he said, ‘Jam it.’ Professor Hathaway: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering. B…”
— Neal Israel, Peter Torokvei, Pat Proft, Prof. Jerry Hathaway, William Atherton, Real Genius
“[Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it] Chris Knight: Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet? Mitch: What is it? Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs. [Mitch starts to induce vomiting] Chris Knight: Rel…”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius
“[Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside] Chris Knight: Hey, Kent...that's your car. Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus. Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight. Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help! [points to Mitch] Kent: You, huh? Well you…”
— Neal Israel, Peter Torokvei, Pat Proft, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius
“Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head? Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius
Tagged: Mental Illness