Latest Quotes

“Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates. Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O? Kent: You did not. Chris Knight: This is true. Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius

“Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life? David Decker: She happens to be my daughter. Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius

“Do you mind if I name my first child after you? ‘Dipshit Knight’ has a nice ring to it.”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius

“[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house] Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you—or, more to the point, to you—just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right no…”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius

“Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No... Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has…”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius

“Mitch: What are you doing? Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘... I drank what?’”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, Real Genius

“Others included taking out almost $1 billion in loans and cashing out stock options, and a $5.9 million payment to Neumann for providing WeWork with the right to use the word “we.””

— Real Deal, WeWork insiders slam Neumann and his enablers

“You can believe whatever you want. It's what everyone else does.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“Body language tells the truth, even from the grave.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“Well, we all pay for sex one way or another. At least hookers are honest about the price.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“Liars rehearse their stories in order. They don't think to rehearse them backwards.”

— Samuel Baum, Dr. Gillian Foster, Kelli Williams, Pilot

“Truth or happiness. Never both.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“Cal: Have you ever had any specialized deception training? Ria: I've dated a lot of men.”

— Samuel Baum, Ria Torres, Monica Raymund, Pilot

“They need to watch to see if you believe their lies.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“The question is never simply if someone is lying. It's why.”

— Samuel Baum, Dr. Gillian Foster, Kelli Williams, Pilot

“Emotion looks the same whether you're a suburban housewife or a suicide bomber.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“The truth is written on all our faces.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“I don't have much faith in words myself.”

— Samuel Baum, Cal Lightman, Tim Roth, Pilot

“It is what you do to hide your weaknesses that makes them repugnant.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Weaknesses

“A new wave of TV shows are addressing death and loss in new and important ways.”

— Anna Haines, Nylon, Are We Finally Comfortable Talking About Grief?