Latest Quotes

“Turtle: Me and Drama had a little incident. Eric: What kind of incident? Johnny: Don't fucking say it, man. Vince: No no, say it. Turtle: We accidentally crossed swords.”

— Rob Weiss, Stephen Levinson, Cliff Dorfman, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, The Sundance Kids

“One day you're lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next you're cruisin' Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.”

— Doug Ellin, Rob Weiss, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, The Bat Mitzvah

“If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!”

— Chris Henchy, Doug Ellin, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, An Offer Refused

“Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.”

— Doug Ellin, Chris Henchy, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, An Offer Refused

“It's not the money, it's the principle.”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, The Boys Are Back in Town

“Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic. Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, The Boys Are Back in Town

“Ari: This kid's got no patience. You know, in some countries they cut off your little elfin feet for disrupting the master's flow. Eric: I'll shove my elfin foot up in your ass!”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, The Boys Are Back in Town

“Sex, drugs, and salsa!”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, The Boys Are Back in Town

“Johnny: Let me get this straight. She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations and then she bails? Eric: She didn’t bail, she got sick. Before the date, unlike your girls, that get sick when they arrive.”

— Cliff Dorfman, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, My Maserati Does 185

“Ari: Chang Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from. Vince: Cool. Guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best.”

— Larry Charles, Brian Burns, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, Chinatown

“Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children. Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go. Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'”

— Rob Weiss, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, Aquamansion

“Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!”

— Doug Ellin, Cliff Dorfman, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, The Boys Are Back in Town

“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts. Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, Busey and the Beach

“Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny? Johnny: What?”

— Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, Entourage

“What if you want to watch a great movie you’ve never even heard of before today? Then this is the list for you: a collection of movies on Netflix that didn’t play theatrically in almost any city other than New York or Los Angeles and could easily be lost among the “bigger” movies that get pushed to…”

— Brian Tallerico, Vulture, The 40 Best Movies on Netflix You Probably Haven’t Seen

“So, there you have it, folks: Ginsburg’s key to a happy relationship is selective hearing. Poignant and funny; classic Ginsburg.”

— Vogue, Chrisitan Allaire, Turns Out, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Gives Great Relationship Advice—Just Ask J.Lo

“Just say you fucking like me. Just be nice and normal. This constantly dangling affection just out of reach is more than I can handle. I consider whether this is a viable relationship, and then wonder if it’s too soon or too stupid to consider that. I just want someone who feels like coming home.”

— Sex Diaries, The Newly Single Woman Convinced She’s Going to Die Alone

“Store I can’t leave without buying something: Sephora and the Container Store.”

— Brooke Shields, Brooke Shields on Her First Job, Cheetos, and Why a Margarita Is the Answer to Everything

“It’s work to take photos. It’s work to post them. It’s work to reply to comments and DMs about your lipstick, your shoes, your kids. It can be work you love, work you are lucky to have, and still be work. And you know what work should entail? Money.”

— Nora McInerny Purmort, Confessions of an Author Who Isn’t Ashamed to Do #SponCon

“The Olsen twins were always my spiritual guides, I can fall down a Tumblr k-hole with them whenever, wherever. I think they’re psychotic and I love them.”

— Ryan O’Connell, On creating a space for yourself