Latest Quotes

“Maury: You know, Rick once helped me out of a Costco. You can't find the exit in those places. Rick: You just gotta look for the entrance. The entrance is the exit, man!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Re-New Year's Eve

“You're a man, Andrew, with a dick of steel and a gun for an ass. Go get 'em!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, The Green-Eyed Monster

“Oh, my God! I never tried ceviche, even though I told everyone I hated it!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, Sugarbush

“I mean, life shits all over you like you're a statute at a bird sanctuary.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew MacDell, Andrew Rannells, Sugarbush

“Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You're going to kill yourself.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Sugarbush

“Sex should be a mutually pleasurable activity.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Elliot Birch, Fred Armisen, Sugarbush

“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby? Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby. Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby. Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die…”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, Sugarbush

“Hey, don't talk directly to the audience. Who do you think you are? The Fleabag?”

— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, A Very Big Mouth Christmas

“Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, A Very Big Mouth Christmas

“Ratajkowski doesn’t say much in the book about how women and girls might respond to images of her. That myopia is frustrating, because she’s so astute on the subject of how her body is interpreted by men.”

— Sophie Gilbert, The Problem With Emily Ratajkowski’s 'My Body'

“We did what we could within the framework that existed, and we rebelled against the framework that existed.”

— Brian Molko, On pushing the boundaries of gender and sexuality in the ‘90s

“We were on tour opening for Weezer, and their audience at one gig were throwing coins at us. That really fucking hurts, man. But at the end of the gig, we gathered up all the coins onstage, went out and bought a round of drinks.”

— Brian Molko, Placebo's Brian Molko on cross-dressing

“In a way, the more personal you make something, the more universal it becomes, because essentially we’re all made up of the same emotional stuff.”

— Brian Molko, The most vulnerable moment of his career...

“Beautiful James, I don't wanna wake you.”

— Placebo, Beautiful James

“I hope that I’ve been somewhat courageous with this record so that it might inspire courage in others. It might help them stand up for what they believe in. That’s all. That’s what music did for me.”

— Brian Molko, Never Let Me Go

“If you don’t mind, I’ll set myself on fire.”

— Sculpture Club, It Doesn't Get Better

“One of the more writer-friendly aspects of Web 3 publishing, he explained, has to do with scale: Where the advertising-driven business model of digital media typically requires publications to prioritize coverage that will garner as many pageviews as possible, writers on Mirror can earn money simply…”

— Emilie Friedlander, Surprise! The Future of Media Involves a Crypto-Based Popularity Contest

“If just by being ourselves in the 90s, we made people feel less alone – if we managed to, in any way whatsoever, increase the potential and capacity for freedom just by 1% – then we’ve achieved something.””

— Brian Molko, Placebo

“With its repetitive arches and monolithic scale, the Roxbury Floor Mirror celebrates a minimal, stylistic nod to classical architecture and form.”

— Kelly Wearstler, Roxbury Floor Mirror

“I've been on this hate diet all week. I just eat cookies and talk shit.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Walter, Brandon Kyle Goodman, I F**king Hate You