Don't need no vacation, I need a replacement.
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I can make your Mondays even better like the weekend.
Got new money, got new problems, got new enemies. When you make it to the top, it's the amenities.
I get those goosebumps every time you come around. You ease my mind, you make everything feel fine.
Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, Christmas Party
Lord I'm on fire they think that I'm Satan.
Fuck the money, never leave your people behind. It's never love, no matter what you try.
When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.
— B.J. Novak,, Anthony Q. Farrell, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, Local Ad
I feel like people feel like I'm very reachable. When I talk, I make a lot of mistakes. Like, I might say words, and the words are not even in the dictionary! But people still like it. Because you can tell that I'm saying it from the heart.
Party on a Sunday. Do it all again on Monday. Spent a check on a weekend. I might do it all again.
I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...
People say, 'Why do you always got to say that you used to be a stripper? We get it.' Because y'all don't respect me because of it, and y'all going to respect these strippers from now on. Just because somebody was a stripper don't mean they don't have no brain.
— Cardi B, Cardi B on Offset Cheating Rumors and Respecting Strippers
Everybody got a fucking opinion about you. If I change myself, then I’m going to lose myself, and I won’t be who makes me happy.
— Cardi B, Cardi B on Offset Cheating Rumors and Respecting Strippers
I want a certain type of respect on my name.
— Cardi B, Cardi B Stops Through to Talk About Her New Mixtape, Adjusting to Fame & More
Jim: Wow it's a little early for ice cream don't you think? Michael: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim. But we didn't have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives. It's comfort food, alright?
— Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg, John Krasinski, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, The Cover-Up
Every woman want to talk about how they’re feminist and how they support each other, but low key, they be judging.
— Cardi B, Cardi B Full Interview on Sexual Past, Bisexuality, Colorism
Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike? Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the president's son...and held him for ransom. Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike. Michael: And I never got caught neither. Jim: Well, you were in prison, but..mhm.
— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, John Krasinski, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, The Convict
I still want to be myself, I still want to put my opinions out there or whatever, I just really want people to take my music serious.
— Cardi B, Cardi B Talks Rap Career, Providing For Her Family and the Price of Fame
Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.
I am a theatrical person. Growing up I always thought I would become an actor, because, I have these memorization tricks that I use. For instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by singing it to the tune of Old Macdonald: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America / And to t…
— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, Lecture Circuit