“Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the Ws.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, M&M, Dyslexia
“Why couldn’t the blonde dial 911? She couldn’t find the eleven.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, 911
“Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was desperately trying to make up her mind.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, lipstick
“How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Confusion, Born That Way
“Why do blondes hold their hands tightly over their ears? Because they’re desperately trying to hold in a thought.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes
“What do blondes do when their laptop freezes? Microwave them.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Microwave Ovens, Laptop
“What’s the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, pregnant, Lightbulb Jokes
“Why do blondes make awful bank robbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Bank Robbers, blowjobs
“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Someone told her drinks were on the house.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Drinks, Alcohol, Double Entendre
“What do blondes and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Dog Shit
“Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears? To avoid getting hearing AIDS.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, condoms, AIDS, Hearing Aids, Puns
“How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Confusion
“Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, clumsy, Double Entendre
“What do you call a blonde with an actual brain? A golden retriever.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Golden Retriever, Brains
“Why don’t blondes talk during sex? Their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Sex, Promiscuity
“What do screen doors and blondes have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Screen Doors, banging, Loose
“How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Scratch and Sniff, Drowning
“Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make Apple juice.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, iPad, Apple
“What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen (AKA semen).”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Bermuda Triangle, semen, Seamen
“What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ‘I wonder if it’s mine.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, pregnant