“What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Cannibal, gay, Dirty Jokes
“Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Miss Piggy, Sesame Street, Kermit the Frog, Douche, Dirty Jokes
“What did one broke hooker say to the other? Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Hooker, Dirty Jokes
“What does a slut say when her daughter asks how to spell ‘penis’? I wish you’d asked me last night, when it was on the tip of my tongue….”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Slut, penis, Dirty Jokes, Double Entendre
“What’s the real definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body...except his.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Male Chauvinism, Dirty Jokes
“What do you get when you jingle a man’s balls? A white Christmas.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Christmas, Dirty Jokes
“What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? A tearjerker.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, masturbation, Puns
“What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts them off. A priest sucks them off.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Rabbis, Priests, Anti-Catholic, Anti-Christian
“What do you call a nanny with breast implants? A faux-pair.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Breast Implants, Puns, Dirty Jokes
“What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? Melt them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Goodyear, Puns, condoms, Dirty Jokes
“What do women and noodles have in common? Both wiggle when you eat them.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, Cunnilngus
“How is being in the military like getting a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, blowjobs
“What did one of the prostitute’s knees say to the other? How come we spend so little time together?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, Prostitutes, blowjobs
“What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, Incest
“How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, blowjob
“Why don’t little girls fart? They don’t get assholes ’til they’re married.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Farting, Dirty Jokes, Marriage, Jokes
“Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger? She just couldn’t take it any longer.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Penis Enlargers, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“What do you call two men fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Whores, Puns, Dirty Jokes
“What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Circumcision, Dirty Jokes, Male Genital Mutilation
“What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dirty Jokes, Priests, McDonald's, Child Molestation, Anti-Christian