“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts. Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Guts, Maggot, Insult, planet
“Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny? Johnny: What?”— Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Listening, actors, Response
“I know you. I know your strengths, I know your weaknesses.”— Larry Charles, Doug Ellin, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, imdb.comTagged: Strengths, Weakness, Friendship
“Lets hug it out, you little bitch.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Hug, Sassy, Attitude
“You wanted nothing to do with it, so I did it myself.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.comTagged: Confidence, Taking Care Of Business
“My life is too good to be worried about shit like this.”— Larry Charles, Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Life is Good, worried
“Hey, blind dates are my forte.”— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Forte, blind dates, Dating, Confidence
“I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.”— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Sex, Oscar, Fame, actor
“We're not here to make friends. We're here to make a movie.”— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Movie, Friends
“I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: beach, Ocean, Sand, Sharks
“You want a medal or are you a coward?”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Medal, coward, Question
“I'm the fucking game, pal.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Game, Pal, End Game
“And what is emotional confusion, you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield, backwards at midnight.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Gary Busey, Gary Busey, imdb.comTagged: Confusion, Emotional, Simile Examples, Runner, Naked
“You ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Sex, bang, Movies, set, Extra
“Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.”— Stephen Levinson, Doug Ellin, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Helen Keller, Miracle Worker, Miracle
“All she wants to do is fuck.”— Stephen Levinson, Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Sex, activities
“You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?”— Stephen Levinson, Doug Ellin, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Universe, Knowledge, Sassy
“Emily: Is this crazy? Eric: Maybe a little bit. Emily: Good.”— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, imdb.comTagged: crazy, romance, Intimacy, Good
“Johnny: I just hung onto those lats and surrendered all control. Turtle: Do you know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield.”— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.comTagged: Sex, shape, Evander Holyfield, Lats
“Johnny: When I settle down, it's gonna be forever. Shauna: Mmm. Weren't you married once already?”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: married, Settle Down, Relationships, Sassy Lines