“Blackmail’ is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion.’ The 'x’ makes it sound cool.”— J. Stewart Burns, Bender , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Blackmail, ugly, Word, Extortion, cool
“Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!”— Lewis Morton, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Good News, taught, toaster, Love
“Fry: Bender?! You stole the atom. Bender: I can explain. It's very valuable.”— Lewis Morton, Eric Horsted, Bender , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Shock, Stealing, Atom, Valuable
“My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?”— J. Stewart Burns, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Parents, nagging, underpants, Groom, Pope
“I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus.”— Lewis Morton, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: End, Gunned Down, santa clause
“Bodies are for hookers and fat people!”— Ken Keeler, Bender , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Bodies, fat, Hookers, Sassy
“All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!”— J. Stewart Burns, Guenter, Tress MacNeille, imdb.comTagged: Monkey, business school, Suit, moderate, Intelligence
“Why can’t she just drink herself happy like a normal person?”— Eric Horsted, Bender , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Drink, Happy, normal person, Sassy
“Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement. So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye.”— Patric M. Verrone, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Drama, dramatic, announcement
“They're like sex, except I'm having them!”— Lewis Morton, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Sex, Simile Examples, Participating
“Valentine's Day is coming? Aw crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!”— Ken Keeler, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: valentine's day, Forgot, upset, Girlfriend
“Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it's you, I'm gonna' need it in advance.”— Ken Keeler, Bender , John DiMaggio, imdb.comTagged: fee, Money, Sassy, In advance
“Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.”— Eric Kaplan, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.comTagged: Thanks, Internet, Bored, Sex, upset