Insecure

“Oh, so now y’all wanna be woke when a bitch been an alarm clock since Day 1? Well, beep beep, motherfuckers! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Molly: Okay, so I don't need your side-eye. Issa: ...It's front-eye.”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Issa: Can you teach me how to ho? Molly: Bitch, that's rude... and yes.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Lawrence: I'm sorry for not being who you expected me to be. Who I expected me to be. Issa: When you were going through what you were going through, I just didn't know how to handle it.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Issa: It was the worst thing I could have ever done to you. And I wish I could somehow convince you it wasn't about you. You've only ever loved me. And expected me to want the best for you and I promise I did. I still do. Lawrence, I still love you so much. Lawrence: I love you too.”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Listen here, you gent, Columbus motherfucker. If you don't stay the fuck away... I don't know why I told you about this neighborhood because y'all take everything! Can we have anything?! Leave!”

— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Issa: Was it worth all that time I spent supporting your depressed ass? Lawrence: Probably not as much time as you spent being a fuckin' ho.”

— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back. Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip — r…”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Molly: How did the kids find it in the first place? Issa: Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as fuck researching ass kids.”

— Ben Dougan, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Issa: Trying to fuck is hard. Molly: No it's not. It's like riding a bike. Issa: Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.”

— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down — Kelli: Girl, did he hit you? Issa: What? No. Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car? Issa: Kelli. Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first. Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, li…”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, 'That pussy,' and he's talking about me, girl!”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Granted, having sex with me isn't amazing, but it's like, 'Huh... Okay. Yeah, I'm satisfied. I'd do that again.'”

— Regina Y. Hicks, Ben Cory Jones, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Go for it, go for it, go! Ho for it, ho for it, ho!”

— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Molly: Girl, will you hurry your slow-walking ass up? Issa: It's my sexy walk!”

— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Do you want your man or not? Do you know your plans or not? You gon' back home or not? You gon' claim your throne or not? Is you Khaleesi? Or that other bitch whose name I don't remember?”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Guys, it's not about her. It's petty to judge her, and I don't want to be petty.”

— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“I'm just saying why can't black men explore their sexuality without being labeled as gay or bi or whatever?”

— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Molly: One day I looked up and my dick meter was all the way on E. Issa: Join the club, bitch. Dick on E, bank account on E. Life on E.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com