Season 1

“The Snook... is out.”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“I actually respect Mike a little more now because he laughed at me saying he brings home bulldog looking girls.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com

“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute somebody's in jail and you have to bail them out. That's what happens down at the Shore.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“This whole summer has been pretty wild, pretty crazy. Lots of fights. Lots of hookups. Lots of drama.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we share, brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like we take that with us for life, that bond... that was deep. That was really deep.”

— Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D, imdb.com

“Snooki's outfit is crazy. She looks like a birthday cake.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com

“I hate guys. I should be a fucking lesbian.”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“I'm not trashy... unless I drink too much.”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands. She's definitely a stage 5 clinger.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com

“Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: Can I have a roll, please? Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Don't worry, you got a couple.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“And one girl starts, like, charging me like a fucking Hippo.”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“He had the Bouncers escort me out. So when he comes in here, I'm going to punch him in the face.”

— Jenni Farley, imdb.com

“G.T.L, baby! Gym, tan, laundry!”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“This kid is in love. Jwoww's pussy must be rainbows and pots of treasure.”

— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com

“I would give her dick and bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my dick and a pack of bubblegum and say; chew on this.”

— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com

“I feel the beat, right? It might, just so happen, that my fists might just pump in the air. Like, it might just happen.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com

“She called Snickers fat and that, like, triggered me... umm, so I threw my drink in her face.”

— Jenni Farley, imdb.com

“I look over and I see, like, hair being pulled and all this shit. I was like; oh my God. How do I get in?”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“I'm not touching one dish because I cooked a crazy meal and she's got the nerve to tell me to clean my plate. You know what? You are excluded from dinner then. From now on, you're excluded from surf and turf night. You're excluded from ravioli night. You're excluded from chicken cutlet night.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com