Season

Season 7

by Craig Robinson, Ed Helms, Ellie Kemper, Mindy Kaling, Clark Duke and 38 others

The seventh season of the American television comedy The Office premiered on September 23, 2010 and concluded on May 19, 2011. The season consisted of 26 half-hours of material, divided into 22 half-hour episodes and two hour-long episodes. The seventh se

(36 total)

Characters

Steve Carell (11)Michael Scott (11)Daniel Chun (8)Mindy Kaling (7)Rainn Wilson (6)Dwight Schrute (6)John Krasinski (6)Jim Halpert (6)Greg Daniels (5)B.J. Novak, (4)

“Jim: Say that we're the tour managers for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets. Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver? Jim: He...is a crime-fighting beaver.”

— Greg Daniels, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Justin Bieber, Fighting Crime

“In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.”

— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Merry Christmas, Christmas, Fear

“I'm gonna intimidate him, ok? Watch this....So anyways, she said that is the biggest penis I have ever scene and I said I know! That's why I brought you to the penis museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.”

— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Intimidating Men, Intimidation

“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.”

— Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Working Hard or Hardly Working, Working Hard, Hardly Working

“I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...”

— Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Summertime Fun

“You guys I'm like really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.”

— Daniel Chun, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com

Tagged: funny responses when people call you dumb

“I got away with everything under the last boss and it wasn't good for me. So I want guidance. I want leadership. Lead me... when I'm in the mood to be led.”

— Paul Lieberstein, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com

Tagged: Contradiction, Leadership, Mood, humor

“Gabe Lewis: Erin, I am in love with you. I don't believe in much, okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. I sure as hell don't believe in God. Erin Hannon: What? Gabe Lewis: Or maybe there's a God, I don't know. It's just not a guy with a long, white beard. Or it could be.…”

— Justin Spitzer, Gabe Lewis, Zach Woods, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Belief, Santa Claus, God, Horoscopes

“Dwight Schrute: Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing? What's this? What's The Fist? Jim Halpert: It's just a social club. Like the French Revolution or The Black Panthers or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking. Dwight Schrute: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebel…”

— Justin Spitzer, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Troll, overthrow, Rebellion, Revolution, Prank

“Deangelo Vickers: Dwight. What's your take? Dwight Schrute: What's the argument here? NBA, WMBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all. Deangelo Vickers: Man, you're smart!”

— Charlie Grandy, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Offensive, Sexist, Sports, joke, Smart

“Michael Scott: Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing? Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.”

— Greg Daniels, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Sad, Goodbyes, Bitch, Vulgar, Wrong Thing

“Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest... that's what she said.”

— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: That's What She Said, Inappropriate Joke, Relieved, goodbye, Last Lines

“Holly Flax: Okay, look, we can't fire someone because we don't like him. Ryan Howard: Right. This isn't the U.S. government. Kelly Kapoor: What are you referencing? Ryan Howard: Everything. Everything.”

— Greg Daniels, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com

Tagged: Fire, Dislike, U.S. Government, humor, reference

“Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork-wise.”

— Daniel Chun, Oscar Martinez, Oscar Nunez, imdb.com

Tagged: paperwork, Plot Twist, humor, Leaving, goodbye

“I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen 'Antz.' But I'll tell you something, what I respect about that man is that when he was going through all of that stuff that came out in the press, about how 'Antz' was just a ripoff of 'A Bug's Life,' he stayed true to his films. Or at least the f…”

— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Movie, Woody Allen, awkward, controversial, ripoff

“My perfect Valentine's day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.”

— Randall Einhorn, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: valentine's day, Holidays, humor, Evil, Manipulative

“Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special, and she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.”

— Brent Forrester, Erin Hannon, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: Infatuation, Love, humor, Personality, confusing

“Pam Beesly: Here's the story, that guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom. Jim Halpert: Tom Matoshkin, one of my best buddies, actually. Pam Beesly: And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group. Jim Halpert: It was blue group, so it was second from the top…”

— Steve Hely, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: rivalry, Stupid, Bad Influence, humor, awkward

“Pam Beesly: Hey, Dwight. I'm collecting resolution cards. Dwight Schrute: Not doing that. Pam Beesly: Why not? Dwight Schrute: I've achieved plenty, and there's no better than the best.”

— Greg Daniels, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: New Year's Resolution, New Year's, humor, Achievement, The Best

“Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.”

— Mindy Kaling, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com

Tagged: Threat, Ultimatums, humor, dramatic, Drama Queen